I'm not hung over. My girlfriend is. Should I...?

[Magrittes Pipe]

[maveric]

1. Tell her that SEX is the best way to get rid of a hangover.

Go for the gold my friend!

[Feathered Fish]

3. That's what my boyfriend says

hmmm - is it a conspiracy? :D

[Spirochete]

7. Of course it's a conspiracy

We're guys. We'll tell you sex will cure hangovers, bad hair days, the heartbreak of psoriasis, tennis elbow, ingrown toenails, ring around the collar, etc....
hehe

[all.of.me]

21. yes!

sex is the cure for everything, according to my ex (kids' dad). from headaches to insomnia to hangovers and hunger, from poverty to broken bones and tuberculosis - sex will cure your ills!

(this sounds like a barking carnie!)

[Withywindle]

12. And the joke will be on him...

..when she pukes all over him! :evilgrin:

(Yes, I've almost done that.)

[xmas74]

15. I have done that!

It was really funny.
I won't say exactly when but you can guess:puke:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

13. Amen n/t

[GOPisEvil]

2. Throw open the curtains or blinds, and shout GOOD MORNING!!!!

[Jamastiene]

4. That's evil

I would reserve something like that for when I'm pissed off at a person. :evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. How do you know I'm not?

:grr:

[terrya]

6. Do nice things for her, etc

Because I know EXACTLY how she's doing, since *I'M* hungover this morning. The former roommate and I went to The Anvil (the gay watering hole down the street) for several strong drinks served by the cute, soliticious bartender, Frank. A good time was had, but I'm paying for it today.

The vomitorium is beckoning, but I am trying NOT to heed its call.

D, if you read this, I hope you're feeling MUCH better. :hug:

And I hope you're doing ok also, Hedges. :hug:

T

[skygazer]

8. Story of one bad hangover

Someone had given my ex hubby a bottle of Jagermeister for his birthday - a gift box with two little glasses and the two of us sat at the table and drank the whole damn thing. We were laughing and talking and i didn't notice how drunk I was until I stood up and the whole house spun lazily around and landed upside down on top of me (or so it seemed).

The following day, I was SO sick - hubby (who was as cheery and healthy as ever) rounded up all the kids, our three and his three from a previous and arranged them in the doorway to the bathroom where I knelt, green, on the rug with my arms clasped about the toilet bowl. "See what happens when you drink?" he announced sanctimoniously. If I could have moved right then, I would have killed him but it actually strikes me as funny now.

I've not had Jagermeister since....

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. ROTFL! What a bastard!

But what a wonderfully funny bastard! Sounds like something I would do.

:7

[eyesroll]

9. Take her and the kids to the mall at the exact same time your not-quite-ex

wife is entering the mall with her BF and his daughter.

That sounds like a fun thing to do.

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. I already DID that.

:eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

14. Wait a second...both of you have new SO's?

Shit...I gotta get married so I can get a girlfriend.

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. Where the hell have you been?

:P

[GOPisEvil]

17. I've been going about things all wrong.

Who knew? Someone should write a book or something.

[eyesroll]

18. Adultery RULES!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

It almost makes me want to delay the divorce so I can continue to be an adulterer.

Wait...no it doesn't.

[GOPisEvil]

19. I know from first hand experience that it doesn't.

I was dating a woman who told me she was divorced. Her husband showed up one night and informed me that they were still legally married, and had been making preliminary plans to get back together. I thought the guy was going to kick my ass, but instead he got mad at her. Poor woman: two guys dumped her ass that night. Heh.

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. It's okay. HE's still married.

You can continue to be an adultress for a while.