Excuse me while I kiss this guy...

[JackSwift]

I'm sorry, I just have to troll for freepers:


Ya all is a bunch of treasonous bastards! George Bush is a man of honor and integrity. I know this because he said so and Rush says so. He is a uniter, not a divider. He will never admit to having no controlling authority! He did not invent the internet. He did not do drugs. He did not desert: he was a secret CIA operative during the early 70s doing missions in Viet Nam. He did not cook the books at Harken! He was on the audit committee damnit! You can't be on the audit committee and cook books. He wasn't close with Ken Lay. He never executed an innocent person despite all the incompetent lawyers who were disbarred later. It was the lawyers fault, the clients were guilty of something. Now he has cut the taqxes for the richest one percent of society, but we will all be grateful when we are all in the top one percent!

[foo_bar]

1. since this thread's a flop

let's recount lyrics we misheard in our youth.

For starters, Blinded by the Light doesn't contain the lyric "wrapped up like a douche, another rubber in the night" contrary to public opinion.