A thread I started made it to the greatest page. The line for autographs

[StopTheMorans]

starts here...

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Forget it.

You ignored my invite for crab cakes and chardonnay that JimmyJazz set up, so you are toast.

[StopTheMorans]

2. I didn't ignore it; i had a conference call, which is why i disappeared

from that thread. you name the time (as long as it's in boston;), i'll be there...

[JimmyJazz]

4. should I rebook the room?

I believe they still have vacancies.

[StopTheMorans]

7. by all means, the metal horse is getting me all hot and bothered

[JimmyJazz]

13. here - you'll be wanting this! Apparently, your date

has an affinity for Box 'O Wine:



On edit: I realize that is not really wine in a box, but I can't find a picture! :P

[StopTheMorans]

16. hmmm, i'm not so sure. that vintage looks a little fancy for my tastes.

do you have any franzia chillable red :shrug: it's 8.99 for 5 liters...

[Midlodemocrat]

25. I just picked up two

boxes at Costco. Almanden chardonnay $8.99 a box. Really. It is quantity, not quality. After the first five or six glasses, who can tell the difference?

[StopTheMorans]

27. sounds good, i'll be right over

[Lavender Brown]

3. It was even more impressive when a thread *about* you

turned into a massive flamewar with 100+ posts.

[StopTheMorans]

5. true, true. it has been a banner week for showcasing my utterly vapid

and poserish (sic) self with a thread about profanity that was only started in reference to a poster who is now banned, and a thread about me that turned into a massive flamewar with that same banned poster and the top vote-getter in the poll being "poser". here's a fruitcake to go with your autograph:

[JimmyJazz]

6. Hey! I saw your picture in the Name the DUer thread - you're the

one who should be signing autographs!

[StopTheMorans]

9. i just checked that out. i agree, i always thought that she was the one

in the pic in her sig :silly:

[Lavender Brown]

12. I was surprised

That's from when I posted in a picture thread months ago.

[StopTheMorans]

15. ladies and gentlemen, the beautiful, the lovely,

Lavender Brown has re-entered the thread *applause*

[terrya]

8. Oh, fuck, there's going to be no living with you now.

It's "swelled head" time. :-)

[JimmyJazz]

10. You two are living together? You mean you were successful in

getting him to change teams?

[terrya]

17. Living...so to speak. STM is still relentlessly heterosexual.

DAMMIT!!

[StopTheMorans]

18. i've been trying terry, i swear. i just can't handle the ridicule,

meegbear said i would be getting a mauve toaster after the whole spongebob doll debacle. plus, i think my hair may be a bit too "unkempt" for a gay guy :silly:

[terrya]

19. Oh, you'd be popular on our team...

I've seen a pic. :-)

[StopTheMorans]

20. well, maybe i'll reconsider. can i get a different color of toaster than

mauve? :shrug:

[terrya]

26. Sure! Stainless Steel, for instance, is timeless.

:-)

[StopTheMorans]

28. works for me. can i get it delivered, or are there specific places i have

to go to pick mine up?

[StopTheMorans]

11. no, i'll still be the same arrogant, self-righteous prick i've always been

how do you like my new haircut? :7

[terrya]

14. Wow...the shaved head look! But I don't like that yellowish tint...

Well, as long as you remain the same assholish prick we've come to know and like very much, that's all that's important. :-)

T

[SarahB]

21. StopTheMorans has a really HUGE....

ego! :P

[StopTheMorans]

22. in addition to my freakishly large

hands

[SarahB]

23. I hadn't noticed.

I'll have to pay attention next time I see you. :D

[StopTheMorans]

24. you won't have too look too hard

:silly:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

29. No wonder many women like you. you know what they say about big hands?

Big hands....big gloves!

[StopTheMorans]

30. damn it, i was hoping you'd leave the punch line for me Kathy

I always use that one :silly: