Lewis Carroll On Non Reality Based Community Thinking

[norml]

"I can't believe that!" said Alice.

"Can't you?" the queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again, draw a long breath, and shut your eyes."

Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said. "One can't believe impossible things."

"I dare say you haven't had much practice," said the queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

[omega minimo]

1. Starting with "Ronald Reagan is President"

Morning in America!
Ollie North's a Hero!
Homeless are campers!
Ketchup is a vegetable!

25 years later:
The President is a Vegetable!


:evilgrin:

[Salviati]

2. If you've done six impossible things this morning,

why not round it off with breakfast at Millyways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe...

[Richard Steele]

3. Cuz Waffle House is alot closer!

Of course, the clientele is very similar at both establishments.

[hfojvt]

4. of course you know

"with God all things are possible" (Matthew 19:26, Mark 10:27, and Luke 18:27 - "what I tell you three times is true")
This is also true with quantum physics, although they may be very, very, very improbable.