It's time 2 laugh. Everyone join in!

[HeyManThatsCool]

& make eachother laugh. or groan. or giggle.

No snarling, yelling, screaming, pushing or shoving allowed.
And don't bogart the bar stools! We all get our turn at the bar.


Post a

Funny picture
Funny Story
Funny Joke
Funny Riddle
Funny Thought
Gross but Funny pic...story...thought.. lol

[HeyManThatsCool]

1. LOL

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[tridim]

2. No caption required..

[HeyManThatsCool]

5. LOL.

I'm surprised the mix of stepford pills & botox allowed her to make that face

[texas1928]

30. STOP HER SHE IS VIOLATING THAT BOTTLE

THE HORROR!!!!

[Huckebein the Raven]

3. Here:

:evilgrin:

[HeyManThatsCool]

6. Yummm

Thats like at a Thai Food restaurant you order a Pu Pu Platter


sounds bad but is DELICIOUS!!!

[guitar man]

4. here's one dad sent me

I thought it was funny. :)



A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped
at was breeding bulls.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This
bull mated 50 times last year" The wife playfully nudged her husband in the
ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This
bull mated 120 times last year. The wife gave her husband a ahealthy jab
and said,"That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife, so
excited that her elbow nearly broke her husbands ribs, said, "That's once a
day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was the same
cow."

[HeyManThatsCool]

9. lol

President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the 4th grade classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy." So the president asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."

One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."

"No" says Bush, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not" explains the President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, way in the back of the room, a boy named Johnny raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying you and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.

"Correct" exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," Lil' Johnny said, "because, like you just told us, it wouldn't be an accident, and it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss."

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

7. My side!

[Glenda]

8. Click to laugh

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php

[RadicalMom]

31. Thanks for that! I just sent it to several animation friends. ..

It somehow has a certain charm to it.

[Swede]

10. Now that's art.

[HeyManThatsCool]

11. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LynzM]

18. I know you intended the picture to be the joke

But your sig line cracked me up!

[tridim]

12. Gardeners love using the lightweight..

[pintobean]

25. The 1st step to become a crack-ho.

[fleabert]

13. I've posted this before, but very late, so maybe more will enjoy it now...

[HeyManThatsCool]

20. This is hilarious!!

What a cute pic

[fleabert]

14. one more from my silly file...

[WarNoMore]

15. This seems apropos for the season this year in Mass.

Subject: Dear Diary

Dear Diary Aug. 1 Moved to our new home in Massachusetts. It is so
beautiful here. The city is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it
covered with snow. I LOVE IT HERE Oct. 14 New England is the most
beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different
colors. I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through
the hills and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are
the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I LOVE IT
HERE. Nov. 11 Deer season will open soon. I can't imagine anyone
wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and
tranquillity. Hope it will snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE. Dec. 2 It
snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It
looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned snow off the steps and
shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight today(I
won). When the snow-plow came by we had to shovel the driveway
again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I
LOVE IT HERE. Dec. 12 More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow
did his trick again (that rascal). A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT
HERE. Dec. 19 Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the
driveway to get to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. Fucking
Snowplow! Dec. 22 More of that white shit fell last night. I've got
blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around
the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling. That Asshole! Dec.
25 "White Christmas" my busted ass. More fucking snow. If I ever
get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives that snowplow, I swear
I will castrate the dumb bastard. Don't know why they don't use more
salt on this fucking ice. Dec. 28 More of the same shit last
night. Been inside since Christmas day except for when "Snowplow Harry"
comes by. Can't go anywhere. The car is buried in a mountain of white
shit. The weatherman says expect another 10 inches of this shit
tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is? Jan.
1 Happy Fucking New Year. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN). We got 34
fucking inches of
snow this time. At this rate it won't melt until the 4th of
July. The snowplow got stuck down the road and shit for brains had the
balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him I
broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the shit he plowed into my
driveway. I broke the 7th shovel over his fucking head. Jan.
4 Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get
food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of the car and I hit
the fucker. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish the
hunters would have killed them all last November. May 3 Took the car
to the garage in town today. Would you believe the body is rotting away
from all the fucking salt they keep dumping all over the roads. It
really looks like a piece of shit. May 10 Moved to North Carolina
today. I can't imagine why anyone in their right fucking mind would
want to live in the God forsaken State of Massachusetts.

[Lady Freedom]

16. hehe!!!

[Cannikin]

28. I LOVE IT!!!!

[UrbScotty]

17. While I was sitting in a park

...I wondered why frisbees seem to get bigger and bigger as they come closer and closer to me.

Then it hit me.

[HeyManThatsCool]

21. Rawkin

[fleabert]

26. Holy Big Hair Batman!

[Az]

22. I dare you not to laugh at these

http://arsenal.media.mit.edu/memes/pornstars-attack.swf

http://arsenal.media.mit.edu/memes/keyboard-drums.mpg

http://discreteautos.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=152

http://www.lba.hu/video/kozlekedes/00006nk.swf

http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/tribute/

http://web.mit.edu/patil/www/media/video/yatta.asf

[HeyManThatsCool]

23. LOL_ good ones. This one in particular was hilarious

[immoderate]

24. A turtle is walking along...

and is set upon by a gang of snails, who beat him up, rob him, and throw him in a ditch. Later his friend comes along and asks, "What happened to you?"

"I dunno, it happened so fast!"

--IMM

[fleabert]

27. windshield repair in Texas

[fleabert]

29. does it tell the dogs to pick up after the humans?

[realisticphish]

32. a college student one...

or just a gamer. still one of my favorites



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