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Atlas Mugged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:11 PM
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I cleaned the litter box - and found a quarter!
So, do I just assume I'm being tipped for services rendered, or do I start feeding my kittens Beluga caviar???

In all reality, one of the kittens is a packrat of sorts, and will "liberate" odd items and stash them in peculiar places. But, a money shitting kitty would sure be nice!
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:12 PM
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1. Business idea -- breed and sell at laundromats n/t
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phusion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:11 PM
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12. LMAO
:headbang:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:12 PM
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2. Why do you think a pot of money is known as a "kitty"?
Now you know...

You do realize that Freud considered money to be a sanitized form of feces, with all that that imnplies in terms of "money-grubbing", etc., right? :-)
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:31 PM
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7. *lol*
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:18 PM
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3. That would explain why the kitty was screaming
You try passing a quarter out your ass . . .
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:27 PM
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4. Thanks all you guys for the laughs today!!!!!!
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:28 PM
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5. Er, Not sure how to say this but ... I think I lost a quarter...
:freak:
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:28 PM
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6. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.
The mind boggles.
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:34 PM
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8. Guess I'll have to stop sucking on all my change.
:silly:
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:37 PM
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9. This is your tip, the cats appreciate your care
Since I've never received one, I have to assume I'm not cleaning the litter box often enough!
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mockmonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:39 PM
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10. I think
there is going to be a very disappointed kitty that the "Kitty Poop Fairy" didn't leave any money behind.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:02 PM
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11. My cat swiped my wedding ring off the dining room table
last week. Does that mean I should check the litter box for that? I don't know if I can do that.

:puke:
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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:19 PM
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13. Cat at home locked Dad in the basement
actually the cat at my parents' house. Dad tries to open the door in the house and the door is closed and the doorstop is down. He yells and Mom lets him in. He askes why'd you close the door, she replies that she was watching TV and wasn't near the door. They see the cat by the cat dish, so Mom asked the cat. Little Girl Cat said, "meow." No one else was in the house, so...

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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:23 PM
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14. Best thread title ever!!!
:toast:
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