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coloradodem2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 03:16 AM
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This is Bob. Bob is doing well.
Sadly, Bob was doing too well and now he is no longer with us. Thanks to Enzyte, Bob was naturally overenhanced. So he dropped dead with a big smile on his face. You know, the same stupid one he has in all of our commercials. Bob may have died, but thanks to Enzyte, he died happy. So long Bob, all of us will miss you.


NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:evilgrin:
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 03:18 AM
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1. Did Bob have a happy feeling for more than four hours?
Did he have a stroke as a result?


:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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physioex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 03:19 AM
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2. That ad just cracks me up for some reason........
It's one my all time favorites.
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coloradodem2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 03:20 AM
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3. He may have had a few strokes.
:evilgrin:


This is my way of saying that enzyte needs to retire smiling Bob.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 03:22 AM
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4. Bob is a well hated man
The only person who seems to like him is his wife...and she only likes his wood.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 03:23 AM
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5. My band's new name
is the Four Hour Erections
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JohnnyRingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 03:41 AM
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6. Just when I thought all the good names were taken
I thought with the advent of band names that resembled e-mail addresses that the realm of imagination had been exhausted.

"Tonight only...A Four Hour Erection"
"Put your hands together...for A Four Hour Erection"
"On your feet or on your knees"....Well you get the message.
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nookiemonster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 06:19 AM
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7. Help! Help!
I can't get rid of this boner. AAARRRGGGHH..
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Dervill Crow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 07:08 PM
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8. Bob's wife
Bob's wife looks exactly like my sister-in-law. It makes me really wonder about my brother's woodworking ability. Eeeewww.
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