Indians Honor Bush

[LynnTheDem]

President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona. He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living.
He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, how he had signed "YES" 1,237 times - for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval.

Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red brothers".

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name given to the President.

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

[SeanQuinn]

1. LOL I LOVE IT!!!

[BlueJazz]

2. LOL!..You little rascal..You had me there for awhile!

:)

[yorkiemommie1]

3. you got me!!!

love it!

[mermaid]

4. Bastard! You Got Me!! Fuckin' LOL!!! n/t

[LynnTheDem]

5. ROTFL!!! I was had, too! :D

My GF sent me this, and I started to email her back saying PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME that idiot actually said "my red brothers"!!!....and then I read the punchline, LOL!

[Intelligent_Designer]

6. Good one!

I LOLed

[Redstone]

7. A young indian asked his grandfather,

"Grandfather, tell me how it is that Indians get their names."

"Well," the grandfather replied, "When a baby is born, the parents look outside their teepee and name the child after the first thing they see; hence names such as "Rolling Thunder," "White Cloud," "Black Horse," and so on...

"Tell me, why do you ask this, Two Dogs Fucking?"

Another one of my favorites.

Redstone

[all.of.me]

8. oh god!

i was wondering why the hell the indians in arizona would honor him?!?!?! i'm in new mexico in the heart of indian country, and i can't see the local native people honoring gw. great joke!!