Who wins in a cage match: Cheap beer drinkers vs. overpriced beer drinkers

[livinginphotographs]

I've devised a fair and balanced poll to settle this Cheap vs. Expensive Beer Class War that has erupted today.

[Misunderestimator]

1. Blech.... cheap beer.

I refuse to choose either... :P (answer that is... give me a Guinness now)

[livinginphotographs]

2. Elitist.

[tsakshaug]

3. how about..

the good beer drinkers will watch the cheap beer drinkers fight?

[Beetwasher]

4. How About Someone Who Can Drink Cheap Beer Sometimes but

prefers premium beer?

I can kick ALL your sorry asses.

[sundog]

5. New Order

oops, wrong poll ;)

:P

[livinginphotographs]

11. *flings empty can of High Life at Sundog's head*

[sundog]

14. cheap bastard - you're only allowed to throw imports at me

:7

[livinginphotographs]

16. Snob!

This is why we keep losing elections, people! /sarcasm

[LostInAnomie]

6. Whiskey drinkers!

Theyyy'lll Kitch aalll urrr AAASSSSSSESSS!!!! YAARRRGGHHHH!!

[livinginphotographs]

7. You got me there.

Seems the drunken fighting whiskey drinkers would probably want to team up with the cheap beer drinkers, not those high-falutin' 50-cent word using expensive beer snobs.

[Ron Green]

8. I will henceforth refer to cheap beer as "Titty beer...."

...because they have to make elaborate commercials full of titties just to sell the stuff. And then drinking it causes one's hat to turn around backwards.

[JVS]

9. Never saw any ads for Old Style, Old German, Schlitz, Black Label etc.

Saw ads for Guiness though.

Cheap beer sells itself through price alone

[livinginphotographs]

10. It also makes you more articulate, more attractive,

and incredibly interesting to everyone around you. Plus, it makes hot women want to make out with you.

Hasn't happened for me yet, but I'm probably just drinking it wrong.

[dean_dem]

12. I say cheap beer drinkers.

That stuff will get you to fightin' in a hurry. You don't ever hear about someone punching a police officer tanked up on Guinness.

[livinginphotographs]

13. Unless they're Irish.

I kid, I kid!

[Jokerman]

15. American beer is like making love in a canoe...

It's fucking close to water.

[blindpig]

17. hard to fight when you're spitting up your guts

Spent a good part my degenerate youth swilling Schmidts, Arrow 77, Horlachers, Old German, etc.

Thanks but no thanks, I'll spend the bucks.