The "Why is this Man Smiling?" CAPTION

[Crankie Avalon]

"A memorial service for tsunami victims?
Sure, I'll go...where's my ski cap and parka?"

[KittyWampus]

1. That's A Smile? Looks Like He Just Requested The Press Core To

"pull my finger"

[acmavm]

2. There were 30 more dead Iraqi civilians today. Cool!

.

[Jamastiene]

3. You call that a smile?

Well, I guess most people do look pretty goofy when they are screwing, er uh, well, he's screwing the country out of possibly billions of dollars, cough cough, Halliburton...

[AuntiBush]

4. Halliburton/ Lockhead STOCKS are up & having reached the heavens!

Antichrist bast#$ds!

[Az]

5. Just one of the perks of having Gannon on speed dial.

[zalinda]

6. Sorry, I can't look at him

without thinking of Bevis and Butthead.

zalinda

[Bossy Monkey]

7. BRAINS! n/t

[mcscajun]

8. Gag! I was eating Breakfast! How could you?

:puke:

[livinginphotographs]

9. Is that Grovelbot?

No offense to Grovelbot, of course.

[GreenPartyVoter]

10. Maybe he's discovered Enzyte? (ick)

[Redstone]

11. "Remember that judge with the penis pump?...

I just got one myself, and it works great!"

Redstone

[peekaloo]

12. Greetings Syria and Iran, we're ready to bring you democracy.

[Arkana]

13. Under his breath: "Dammit, Jeff...I told you, later!"