Which coffee house character do you despise most?

[HEyHEY]

One of these days!

[LoZoccolo]

1. The guy that just stares at people and won't stop.

Even when they know you know. This used to happen in Ann Arbor when I lived there.

[HEyHEY]

2. I know that guy

What's his deal?

[LoZoccolo]

3. I don't know.

There were several of them, but the one I remember the most is some middle-age guy with grey long hair in a ponytail.

[progmom]

11. oh - that guy at espresso royale?

yeah - he sucked.

[Itchinjim]

4. You.

Mr. Judgmental

[HEyHEY]

8. Bah!

[sakabatou]

5. The customer who talk on his cell phone while ordering

[Left Is Write]

6. I have no idea.

I usually just go in, get my coffee, and leave.

[pansypoo53219]

7. darn

i was hoping to vote for Joey.
i HATED him.

[HEyHEY]

9. kick pho the hatas

[Dogmudgeon]

10. Snowed in again, HEyHEY?

--p!

[JVS]

12. Why do you continue to got to this place instead of a bar!

YOU BELONG IN A BAR, GOING INTO COFFEE HOUSES IS WRONG.

[HEyHEY]

21. I went to a bar the night before...and the night before that to

Plus, this place has great music

[JVS]

24. Going to church many times, doesn't mean that one should go to a mosque...

for variety!

[livinginphotographs]

13. The person that sits in the corner writing poetry.

I'd like to scald them with a fresh double-mocha latte.

[Bridget Burke]

15. They need to suffer for their art.

They'll thank you, later.

[livinginphotographs]

16. Exactly!

Think the cops will buy that? :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. The Organic Vegetarian with the toque and dreadlocks and pierced tongue

who's unhealthily gaunt and either reading Nietzsche or collating Larouche campaign materials.

[BrendaStarr]

17. The Guy-Female who is hypercritical of everyone else.

Really

[LynneSin]

18. OTHER: Anyone who pays too much for a fricking cup of coffee

:eyes:

[redqueen]

19. Awwww... you didn't get any bootie on your date, HEyHEY?

:evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

20. Wsn't on a date - was just chekcing out open mic night

[JVS]

22. Et tu HEyHEY! Judas! Infidel! Apostate! Heretic!

:cry:

[HEyHEY]

25. What, I can't enjoy some slide guitar!

Come on!

[JVS]

26. You're breaking your mother's heart! You were raised to be upright in...

the faith. Every time you step into a Coffeehouse you are shitting on your family, your heritage, your very soul! Stop this now and return to the place you belong

[UncleSepp]

23. The one offended by all the weirdoes

You know, that guy and that gal with the nice laptop who comes in on the weekend or between classes and makes cracks about all the weirdoes in an inherently weird-friendly coffee house? I think they're the same guy and the same gal I see at the gay bar on karaoke night who get drunk, sing badly, and make queer jokes.

[DrGonzoLives]

27. The people who walk around

talking to everyone as if we give a fuck what they have to say.

I'm not here for conversation, dickweed, I'm here to read or get some stuff done on my computer. Leave now before I permanently disfigure your genitals with fresh hot decaf.