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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 08:56 PM
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Jokes, funny pic, etc.. need a boost!
Edited on Thu Feb-17-05 09:05 PM by Lady Freedom
I feel really bad guys.Need a pick me up. so feel free to join in!!! Anyone feeling bad, lets find some laughs!
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 09:06 PM
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1. here is a starter!
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 09:07 PM
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3. joke!!!
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 09:07 PM
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2. This always make me giggle....




Am I sick or what?
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 09:09 PM
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4. hehe!!!
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 09:11 PM
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5. Yay.... hey did you know....
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 09:14 PM
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6. Here is the truth!!!!
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 09:20 PM
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7. every one is a critic!!!
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 09:24 PM
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8. here's another
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 09:31 PM
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9. NO NO you can't make me!!!
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 09:33 PM
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10. sorry to any rednecks
Redneck computer terms

BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods

BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern

BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick

BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro

CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps

CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in

TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker

CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited

DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers

DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer

FAX - What you lie about to the IRS

HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking

HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos

INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair

KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere

MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food

MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers

MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall

MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live

NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line

ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test

ROM - Where the pope lives

SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch

SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast

SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year

SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear
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