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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 12:53 PM
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What will the guys think of Rush's anal cyst in prison?
Hope he has some pain killers laying around. :spank:
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dutchdemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 12:55 PM
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1. Bwaaaaaahahahaha
I had to wipe beer of the monitor screen for that one. I hope the visiting freepers enjoy!
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DemocratSinceBirth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 12:57 PM
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4. I thought It Was A Pilodial Cyst (sp)
Isn't it like a superficial curvature of the spine....
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 12:58 PM
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5. Actually, he'll have a curvature of the spine when he gets out.
n/t
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 01:19 PM
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8. pilonidal cyst (details)
A pilonidal cyst is a chronic infection of the skin near the buttocks. It usually occurs near the formation of the crease between the buttocks. This condition results from the body's reaction to hairs which are embedded within the skin. It usually occurs in women between puberty and age 40. Patients who are obese or those with thick body hair also have an increased incidence of pilonidal cysts.

A pilonidal cyst usually presents with pain. The cyst may be a small or a large painful mass. Often the area will drain some fluid which may have a foul odor. When a foul odor is detected an infection is usually present. An infection will also usually have surrounding red skin as well as exquisite tenderness when touched. Clear or bloody fluid may also exude from this area.

Treatment of this problem is surgical. Initial therapy includes identification of the problem as well as antibiotic therapy if an infection is present. If an abscess (a collection of pus which is deeper in the tissues) is present an incision and drainage is required. This will assist resolution of the infection when antibiotics are also used.


http://www.gastromd.com/education/pilonidalcysts.html
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 12:56 PM
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2. they won't touch him with a 12 inch pole
n/t
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Occulus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 01:00 PM
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6. They'll just
let him touch himself.

IF he can find it.

"I haven't seen me willy for three years. That's long enough to declare it legally dead!"

-Fat Bastard
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 12:56 PM
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3. <
LMGAO! :silly:
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kcwayne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 01:01 PM
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7. They will use it as a scratch post for their johnsons
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nedlogg Donating Member (294 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 01:24 PM
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9. Hey, this is America !
We don't send our rich and famous to prison!

:puke:
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Scurrilous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 02:38 PM
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10. They'll be ..
.. into it! :o
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AquariDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 03:43 PM
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12. POP!!!
Sorry...
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 03:38 PM
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11. OMG!! LMFAO!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Good question!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 03:44 PM
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13. They'll like him because he's a moaner!
Bubba will take good care of Rush's rump rash!
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 10:15 PM
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14. "Ribbed for your pleasure"
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