The Darkly Deep-Throast of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

The shadow emits the following "thoughts": "Wow. I'm loving this spy stuff. I get to sneak around like waiting til everybody is out of the office to call reporters on the hush-hush. 'Hey, I hear his wife is CIA!' That was great. I just wish more would take my calls. Maybe next time I should say I'm 'The President Shadow,' not just 'It's the Shadow calling.' Only Novak took it with just The Shadow. Boy, I would take a call for someone called The Shadow! That's cause I got a spirit for adventure and a nose for news. Maybe I need to buy a trench coat. One with hidden pockets. Yeah! That's the ticket."

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

1. Coming Soon - to a movie theater near you!

He was born from the cursed union of a jackal and the PRINCE OF DARKNESS... From the beginning of TIME, he has been fated by EVIL to rule the WORLD! His fanatical followers will stop at NOTHING to keep him in POWER! See it NOW ...before it's too LATE!

THE OMEN 2003

[cosmicdot]

2. W: You know, with the lights off I swear I see Nixon ...

... I sure hell can't see anything else ... I can see them at that DU place now ... captioning me with stuff like 'see, he is in the dark' ... 'he can't see light of day' ... are you sure JFK and RFK did this without staging it?

[underpants]

3. ~~~Turn off the lights~~~~~~the party's over~~~

:bounce:

[underpants]

4. (Enters room-soft music playing) Hi KennyBoy it's been a long time...

:scared:

[bushisanidiot]

5. "When I Stand This Way, Laura Sez I Have Two Chins!"

AWOL's gettin' older by the minute. hahaha!!!

[skip fox]

6. W. is "thinking": "Gee, let's see. When I turn the light off, it's like I

have turned the darkness on. Then when I turn the light off, it's like I've turned the darkness on. So why don't they call it a 'darkness-switch' instead of a 'light switch'? When I asked Laura, she just laughed and called me her 'little philosopher,' which was nice but didn't answer my question. Why won't people ever answer my real important questions? Am I just thinking too fast for them. Yeah, that must be it."

[Hubert Flottz]

7. "Pootie Darlin' I know you're in here I can hear you breathin'!"

"You promised me if I'd send you some hush money, we'd play some more nude Leap Frog! Frogs get me all moist, it's a long story Pootie honey!"

[skip fox]

8. Boy, Hubert, you and Fenris might consider a time-share

on a straight jacket.

:toast: