Wich Simpson will Come Out (betting pool)

[7th_Sephiroth]

we find out sunday, wich simpson's charater is gay, lets weight the entries

Patty: rejects men in every form and fashion, in one episode her voice could be heqard from inside the "still in the closet" float at a gay pride parade

Smithers: I dont think so, is pretty much active in the gay community

Lisa: The buddahist Vegetarian Lesbian?

Moe: Whyizit barney never works, but is allways at moes (it was revealed they do testing on him)

Lenny & Carl: it would make sense

Ned: repressed conservative closet homosexual?

Millhouse: they HAVE been hinting it Millhouse: "bart, i think i'm ready now to tell you why i was crying at lunch today" Skinner:"...and with your son's obviously latent homosexuality" Homer:"Bart's Gay" Skinner:"Bart? oops, wrong file" (skinner puts up file with the name Millhouse VanHouten on it)

Skinner: Mothers repression perhaps? Little bit Of Bates in him?

Groundskeeper Willie: Wild card?

Comic book guy: nah, he couldent even get a woman, i'm gonna put Gill down, i saw the way he looked at hans moleman


Keep it kicked til sunday

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

1. SPOILER

it's marge's sister, patty- they've already told

[7th_Sephiroth]

6. ah fuck

tho ask anyone, i saw it coming years ago can i ask you kindly to not post spoilers

[DrWeird]

2. It's already been announced. *spoiler*

As being Selma.

[7th_Sephiroth]

11. please remove your spoiler

please

[skypilot]

3. I haven't been watching "The Simpsons" lately but...

...didn't they just recently "out" one of the characters? Are they about to "out" another one?

[otohara]

4. It's Already Been Leaked

I won't be a spoiler to those who don't already know.

[SmileyBoy]

5. It's gotta be Patty. Selma has an interest in men.

Patty is completely different, however.

[7th_Sephiroth]

9. my flub

i get the two mixed up

[tridim]

7. I've seen the spoiler, but I'm still pulling for Ned

That would be soooo good! The fundies would go ballistic.

[madison2000]

8. Maybe OJ will come out and admit he killed Nicole?

[AlCzervik]

10. Rev. Lovejoy

[7th_Sephiroth]

12. no, he's happily married

they have a daughter, too, if anything, ned would force him further from men

[Merrick]

13. More evidence that this show jumped the shark years ago

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET IT DIE ALREADY!!!

oh, how wonderful this show once was... kinda sad to see its gasping, withered old body chained to the wall in the basement of fox headquarters, being pumped for its last cent as the cash concubine its become.

[7th_Sephiroth]

15. You Dumbass

</milk Chan> The writers have come up with a season so far as good as season 4

[Merrick]

20. That was very mean what you just said to me

expect your mom to be hearing from my mom very soon! jerkface.

[7th_Sephiroth]

21. And expect your mom to get a call from

THE PRESIDENT

[Merrick]

22. why? is he finally going to apologize for peeing in our fountain?

[7th_Sephiroth]

23. no, but expect being hit by a PUNISHMENT MISSLE

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

24. i quit watching after season 11

it got too bad too take

but i saw this season's superbowl episode-ugh! they're stil stuck on jerk-ass homer plots

[DelawareValleyDem]

14. Rod and Todd

The future is now

[7th_Sephiroth]

16. too easy

and i tried to keep kids off the list, but sometimes its just so obvious, so i put millhouse and lisa on there

[DelawareValleyDem]

17. Lisa's not a lesbian

Bisexual, maybe, but she likes dudes too.

[7th_Sephiroth]

19. maybe

but perhaps she's a closet case

[tridim]

18. Your list, with reasons..

Patty: Yes, but we already knew that.

Smithers: Nope, He's already out.

Lisa: No, she enjoyed her first hetero kiss.

Moe: No, he's always trying to date women. Just because he's bad at it doesn't mean he's gay.

Lenny & Carl: I wish. Their lives outside the plant and Moe's are a complete mystery.

Ned: I also wish, but I don't think so. Now Rod and Todd on the other hand.

Millhouse: Nope, he's in love with Lisa.

Skinner: Nope, he's completely hetero IMO.

Groundskeeper Willie: Who knows? Could be I guess, but no proof either way.

Comic book guy: Nope, he got all hot and bothered at the sci-fi convention with the pop-tart girl.