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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 06:06 PM
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here's a laugh...
at http://facts.330.ca/statistics/ they state both of the following:

>> The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
>> The average person swallows 8 spiders a year.

I guess not all people are human... that explains freepers....
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Stop_the_War Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 06:08 PM
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1. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
EWWWW!
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laheina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 06:20 PM
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7. After you've eaten chocolate covered ants
you don't really see that as an issue. :evilgrin:
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mwb970 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 06:13 PM
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2. I heard that in Ohio...
Nobody is ever more than 3 feet from a spider.
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Emops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 06:14 PM
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3. AAAAH!
Where is it?!?!?!?
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 06:14 PM
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4. And in North Dakota...
Nobody is ever closer than 1,000 feet from a human.

(That's why the courts don't issue restraining orders here):D:D:D
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 06:15 PM
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5. I heard that before. Those spiders crawl down your throat
while you're sleeping! BEWARE!
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Stop_the_War Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 06:17 PM
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6. The average human produces 25,000 quarts of spit in a lifetime, enough to
fill two swimming pools
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