LOL! Spoiled bitch returning her Valentine's jewelry in store today!

[liberalhistorian]

So I went to Dillard's to make my monthly credit card payment and ended up at the watch and jewelry counter to do so because that was the only place I saw an available employee.

Anyway, just as I'm handing my card and my payment to the clerk, this woman comes striding in and slams her purse down on the counter. She's got the super-thin bod, the long blonde curls, the face of a model, and she's absolutely DRENCHED in perfume. I mean, my God, we're talking death by fumes here! I'll give her the benefit of the doubt, though, maybe she didn't have time to shower that morning and thought we'd all want to smell what her favorite perfume was.

So, she flips her perfectly-coiffed hair over her shoulder (it's raining and windy, and yet her hair is still perfect due to the two cans of hairspray she's obviously used that morning; together with the perfume, I'm ready to check myself into a detox center), removes a package from her purse and slams it down on the counter in front of the already-annoyed clerk. She opens it up and reveals an absolutely BEAUTIFUL sparkling diamond bracelet that I think is just charming and would have been proud and happy to have received. She then starts yammering on about how she just HAS to return it because her "dumb boyfriend can't pay attention when you're talking to him and this is NOT what I asked for and what I wanted", and "why can't he ever actually LISTEN to me and do anything right" and "he messed up my Christmas gift as well and I had to return that too, what a jerk", etc., etc.

The clerk is trying VERY hard to appear neutral and not roll her eyes in total disgust like she desperately wants to, as she takes the bracelet and starts to process the return. I, however, am not a store employee and am perfectly free to have my face make whatever expression I want and to say whatever I want, so I proceed to sigh and roll my eyes enough for both the clerk and I. The idiot selfish bitch is still muttering and rambling on about what an idiot her stupid boyfriend is, and why does she even bother, etc., etc. So, I come out and ask her why she DOES bother, as well as if she really understands just how lucky she is? There are a lot of us gals who didn't have anyone for Valentine's Day and who felt very lonely. Well, she huffed, that's YOUR problem and I've certainly never had any problem getting men. Really, I asked? What about actually keeping them? The clerk couldn't help herself and snorted at that, and the idiot selfish whining bitch turned twenty shades of red; needless to say, that shut her right the hell up.

God almighty, guys, how DO you put up with shit from bitches like that? Why do so many women have to be so goddamn selfish and superficial and bitchy? And why is it, fellas, that women like THAT are the ones who appear to get the men instead of those who would never, ever do anything like that and who are NOT selfish, superficial, whining bitches?????????? Is that what you really want? Because it seems to me that women like that are the ones who always have someone.

And I may hate Valentine's Day when I'm alone, but I'll tell ya, I'm sure glad I'm not a guy who has to deal with that kind of pressure and bullshit!

[nadinbrzezinski]

1. Lord and I was so happy to get a card from my hubby

I felt bad since I got him nothing....but the cards I saw SUCKED big time!

Yuo are right about this woman

by the way, yuo can blame our eternally consumption society for that one.

[liberalhistorian]

6. I'm not so sure that's totally to blame,

although that's probably a large part of it. People like her have always existed, frankly, and they capitalize on their looks to get away with it. A lot of men are, frankly, more concerned with physical appearance and looks at first than a lot of them will ever admit. Just like a lot of women are often more concerned with the type of job a man has and the size of his wallet than they'll ever admit.

[Richardo]

19. Reminds me of one comic's line: "No matter how good-looking a woman is...

...somewhere in the world there's a man who's tired of her shit." :D

I wish I could remember who said it.

[liberalhistorian]

21. LOL, that is

indeed a great line! It sounds like something Eddie Murphy would have said in his younger, much wilder days.

[tcoursen]

22. Chris Rock I think

Maybe it was somebody else, but I think I remember the joke being

"No matter how good-looking a woman is...there is a guy that will get tired of having sex with her."

There was a lot of this joke going around when Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston broke up. The Tina Fey joke was "If these two people got tired of having sex with each...then there is no hope for the rest of us."

[Richardo]

23. Sounds like Chris, but I definitely remember the 'tired of her shit' part

:shrug:

Funny, no matter who said it.

[tcoursen]

26. Can't go wrong with watching a Chris Rock show

He is just funny. I've seen several of his TV specials, and his HBO shows, and he is consistantly funny, and he isn't repetitve. Many of the comedians have a hook or a gimic and that is what you get. I mean how many "You may be a redneck if..." jokes can you hear. He always has new stuff, and that is what seperates him from the rest of the pack and puts him up there with the best of the best.

[redqueen]

27. Hmm... I first heard it as:

"find the most beautiful woman in the world, and you'll find a man who's tired of loving her"... or something along those lines.

:shrug:

[Bunny]

48. I've heard this too. I'm thinking of Lewis Black.

But I can't quite place it either. :shrug:

[peacebird]

2. "what about actually keeping them?" roflmao!!!

:yourock:

PERFECT ZINGER!

[liberalhistorian]

10. Thanks,

I thought so too. I'm usually not that quick on my feet as far as verbal retorts (I'm the type that always thinks of the perfect thing to say AFTER it's time to say it), but I got lucky this time. The look on her face was just priceless.

[Beaverhausen]

3. Love your comment to her

Good one!!!

[SpiralHawk]

4. A woman is just a woman

but a box of cigar-shaped chocolates, now that's a snack.

[SmileyBoy]

5. There was a thread last night about god-awful, horrible people.

There were some really good anecdotes in there. A lot of that stuff made me want to cry.

If you haven't seen it, I'll try to dig it out of the archives.

[liberalhistorian]

8. Oh, there are plenty of those and

unfortunately, I seem to keep running into them lately no matter where I go or what I do. But there are also a lot of good people around too, and you just have to focus on them.

[PROGRESSIVE1]

7. .

[crispini]

9. Amen, liberalhistorian!

I think guys just like a challenge. Guys complain that girls don't like nice guys -- well, there are a lotta guys out there that prefer b*tches, IMO.

[liberalhistorian]

15. That is, indeed, also true about

women liking the "bad boys"; I've never been able to figure that out either, and I'm a gal!

[Huckebein the Raven]

11. That was a great comeback.

:toast:

definitely do not want someone like that

[sir_captain]

12. And why is it that women go for the analagous type of man?

People suck. But, heh, I hear ya!

[LynneSin]

13. She's a trophy and she knows it and whoever he will pay to have a trophy

Serious!

I have a friend who I've known since college and she too is a Trophy. Men go ga-ga when they see her and they'll bend over backwards to have a posession like her for their girlfriend. And if you're not keeping her happy she'll definately complain about it because let's face it - she'll can always find another guy to take care of her and her demands. I know it's odd to still be her friend because we are so opposite, but we were friends in college and she is actually a democrat.

Anyhow, this girl finally got married and got all the things she wanted in life including the perfect house close to the beach and all the niceties to boot. He wasn't superwealthy but he had a good enough job to keep up to her demands. Their marriage lasted for about 5 years until she found out he was cheating on her with another woman. Oddly enough, the other woman (now her ex-husbands current wife), was much plainer and average looking that she was.

I figured he just got tired of taking care of the Trophy. He was still a shit to be cheating on her but life happens

[liberalhistorian]

17. I imagine her ex did,

indeed, get tired of taking care of his trophy. That seems to me to be utterly exhausting, and who the hell needs that?

[mongo]

14. People like that remind me every day how lucky I am

to be married to Daisygirl.

-- AND --

That I clerk all day in an ADULT store, where the vast majority of the customers are nice, and even fun to deal with. It's hard to give someone an attitude when walking up to the counter with a 12" dong.

That being said, this week is the week a couple of customers will bring back the schoolgirl outfit because it was "too small" - and I have a pretty good idea that they wore it - and that the M/L they are returning would fit them just fine...(sigh - exchange or merchandise credit?)

Lastly, liberalhistorian - I hope that you find someone who tickles your fancy soon. 'till then - big hugs your way! I love a girl with some moxie.

[liberalhistorian]

18. It's hard to give someone an attitude

when walking up to the counter with a 12" dong", ROFLMAO! That's one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time.

That must be interesting working in an adult store. There's one in my town and it always seems to be pretty busy, so I imagine they had fun this week with Valentine's Day.

[Pithlet]

58. LOL

at this: "It's hard to give someone an attitude when walking up to the counter with a 12" dong."

[tishaLA]

16. Those bitches are so bitchy, especially that whining bitch

and her bullshit. :eyes:

[flvegan]

20. As a man, I'm grateful that her boyfriend

is currently keeping her out of the dating pool. One less bitch to chlorinate for.

[tcoursen]

24. Most men don't like that

I don't think most men really like those types of women. They may make comments about wanting them because they are so pretty, and they may turn the heads when they walk down the street, but I think most men really don't want that for a real relationship.

Hell, if she is that uptight about a present, just imagine how she would be in bed. "I'm not doing that...."

[liberalhistorian]

30. Then why does it seem like

that type of woman always has someone while the nicer women don't?

[4_Legs_Good]

37. I think it's just as you say... they don't have trouble getting the guys

but they have trouble keeping them.

I think any guy would probably drool over the woman you describe on the street when she appears normal, and would love to be in a relationship with her, however, I don't know a single guy who would, after witnessing the specticle you described be interested at all.

Everyone's, I guess, hoping for the perfect package.

Keep in mind, though, that it's not just women like that, men abound in the same form. Sometimes superficial bitchy women can live with superficial bitchy men in what they call contentedness.

It's all pretty pathetic, actually...

david

[blondeatlast]

55. Because men who want women like that are not the men you want anyway. nt

[Lady Freedom]

25. WHAT!!!!! SHE IS COMPLAINING THAT SHE GOT SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When all I had was a rose I bought and a box of candy my parents gave me????? What the H-E- double hockey sticks does women like that have to gripe about!!!!!:grr: :nuke: :wtf: :cry:

[liberalhistorian]

31. I KNOW! I got diddly squat

also and had to endure hearing about what everyone else got and seeing all the romantic dinners, etc., etc. GRRRRRRR, indeed! It infuriates me that bitches like that are the ones who always seem to have someone. Maybe nice girls really DO finish last.

[4_Legs_Good]

38. As do nice boys!

Rest assured of that!

david

[guitar man]

28. I see you met my sister-in-law

...sorry.

[liberalhistorian]

29. Oh, was that her?

Well, I'm very glad that YOUR family is the one who has to deal with her and not mine! :evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[guitar man]

41. she behaves herself at our house

actually, she isn't quite as bad as the witch you described. As she has gotten older, she has learned she isn't everything she thought she was. Her second husband actually put her to work at his business to earn her keep. :wow:

[Lady Freedom]

35. She the kind that could really use a....

[guitar man]

43. ouch!

she might actually like that!

[maveric]

32. Wanna bet that if this woman voted at all, she voted for bu$h.

I noticed that selfish assholes like that vote repug and are proud of it.

[libodem]

44. couldn't help it

that's the first thing I thought...bet she was a republican..I could envision Ann Colter behaving just like that

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[liberalhistorian]

52. Well, Grovelbot,

you didn't get ME anything for Valentine's Day, so why should I do anything for you? :evilgrin:

[blondeatlast]

60. I saw that tall, pearlescent, XLT model with the 40D enhancement

package. You, GB are part of the problem, not the solution.

[underpants]

34. Mmmmm trophy wife

:9

[grace0418]

36. Sadly, judging by the comments a few guys were making

last week about the differences between average girls and pretty girls (average girls are better in bed because they're more "grateful"), I'd say some guys are just too hung up on looks and they get what they deserve in the girlfriend department.

A girl I knew in college was immature, selfish, cheap and even a little bitchy, but she was pretty and thin so she always had boyfriends. I cannot tell you the number of guys she would date who would end up hanging out with me, laughing and talking and telling me how great I was and how they didn't understand why she was so moody. But they'd still sleep with her and date her. I didn't care because I had a boyfriend but I knew plenty of cool, funny, awesome girls who would've been much better matches for these guys, yet they chose this bitchy girl because she was blond and thin. And some of these guys weren't exactly movie-star handsome so I don't know where they got off being so superficial.

It makes no sense to me at all because everyone gets old and wrinkly. I'd so rather be with an awesome guy who makes me laugh and treats me well than a guy who spends so much time working out and primping that he has nothing else to talk about. My hubby may not be a movie star (although I think he's gorgeous!) but he makes me laugh EVERY day, and gives the best hugs and kisses in the whole world.

[knitter4democracy]

39. There ya go.

I totally agree that looks just don't matter as much as laughter. My husband (who's totally hot, btw, according to all of his female patients born before 1935!) makes me laugh all the time and always has. That's the best part of being with him--that, and he respects and listens to me.

That chick doesn't understand life. Either she's just acting her way through, wearing the "right" masks, and doesn't even know who she really is anymore, or there isn't much there. Too bad for her boyfriend--he should run!

[China_cat]

40. Have you ever taken a look at the female celebrities

who had nothing but their looks going for them as they age? The ones who never seemed to have anything BUT their looks?

Take a look at them today. The majority are either hags or have had so much plastic surgery they look like Barbie while she's still in the box.

The ones who have had more on the ball have aged so much better.

[grace0418]

49. I often feel kinda sorry for people who have only their looks

going for them, not just celebrities. Once the looks go, life must get pretty lonely for them.

[amazona]

59. not if they've collected enough money along the way

Actually the trophies who spend their youth collecting the jewelry, the real estate, and the bank accounts have no problem attracting men into even their extreme old age. I had a bitchy much older relative who was a model in her youth in the 1920s(!) and her attitude never got one bit nicer and she was never alone a minute in her life even when she was old and ugly because of the $$$$ she accumulated over the decades from various husbands and admirers.

The bee-yatch in the story we were just told may be an unpleasant person but she may be pretty smart. Let's see, make a scene and return the diamond the day after Valentine's Day -- end up with full refund. "Love" the diamond bracelet, keep it until the boyfriend has been traded in, then try to sell it -- get about 10 percent of the original retail price.

Yeah, well, um. The lady is certainly unpleasant but she is no dummy. These people know exactly what they are doing.

It would be nice to think that such women get what they deserve, but they do better than the rest of us, based on what I've seen.

The conservation movement is a breeding ground of communists
and other subversives. We intend to clean them out,
even if it means rounding up every birdwatcher in the country.
--John Mitchell, US Attorney General 1969-72

[liberalhistorian]

53. I was just reading a study the other day

that said that women usually want more out of marriage and relationships, while men are more interested in physical appearance and bedroom skills. I think the flip side of that is that a lot of women are more interested in the type of job/career a man has and the size of his wallet. Terribly sad either way, and as someone who's been single all my adult life I can tell you that there's an awful lot of truth to both of those.

[BreweryYardRat]

42. Good taste

Some of us guys don't put up with that crap.

I'd rather have someone intelligent, affectionate, and only mildly pretty than a stupid bitch who looks like a model.

Unfortunately, I think just about every girl at my high school who fits my preferences is already taken. :cry:

[liberalhistorian]

51. Good for you!

And just be patient, it WILL happen because the nice girls in high schools have a way of sensing who the really good guys are.

[liontamer]

45. women like that

Soon learn that they're judged on their looks and that nobody cares about their personalities. Men keep going out with them, because they really do only care about looks. Thus the shallow men end up with obnoxious bitches.

It's instant karma! :)

[Wat_Tyler]

46. Don't judge my wife, you shower of ignorant bastards.

:grr:

[liberalhistorian]

50. Oh, man, you poor

thing! And here I thought Canadians were always so nice and polite and thoughtful! :evilgrin:

[DrGonzoLives]

47. Two kinds of men deal with that

1) the kind who don't give a fuck and are in it for the sex, probably getting a little tail on the side

2) cowed, low-self-esteem men who think they deserve that kind of treatment

[Ilsa]

54. Fake 36 DD's keeps alot of men interested, from what I've heard.

Let's face it: those two deserve each other. He only looks at her, he doesn't listen to her. So why should he deserve a better person than a shallow bitch with no personality?

[ronnykmarshall]

56. Are you in LA?

Sounds like you met one of the Hilton sisters.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

57. Eh

I would have just let it roll. Not really my problem and I probably wouldn't have cared. She was rude but I doubt a comment from you is going to change her entire mindset...

However, I do think it's cool that you spoke up. I just pick my battles and that wouldn't have been one.

[Leftist78]

61. Sounds like my ex-wife

I did the math, and I think I aged about 10 years every year that I was with her.

[liberalhistorian]

62. Oh, well, at least

you were smart enough to finally get away from her! Rest assured that not all women are like that, just like not all men are just interested in looks and weight.

[shesemsmom]

63. I wouldn't be surprised

if she were the same bitch 364 other days of the year too. Some people hate everyone including themselves

[Richard Steele]

64. You asked how us guys 'put up' with such bitches....

Long story short: we DON'T!

Real men DO eat quiche(cuz its yummy), but we don't tolerate PHONEY women.

You put your finger RIGHT on it with the "having vs.keeping" comment!
Only the most IMMATURE, emotionally stunted men desire the company of such women.

A WHORE at any price.....is still a whore.

[NightTrain]

65. To answer your question: I *don't* put up with shit from bitches like that

I've had plenty of experience in spending long periods of time without female companionship. And I will continue to stay alone rather than become involved with a shallow tart like that!

[NightTrain]

66. P.S.

I'll bet she's lousy in bed, too!

[Undercover Owl]

67. maybe she's a shoplifter.

Maybe she shoplifted the bracelet and she made up the story.

[ChemEng]

68. Sounds like your head is screwed on right!!!! (n/t)

[Bake]

69. As a man -- where do I start??? LOL!!!

Let's see:

(1) This idiot's a bitch. I woulnd't put up with her shit for a minute.

(2) On the other hand, 100% of men are total dumbasses for a beautiful woman at least SOME time in their lives. Sounds like she's been through a number of these.

(3) I've found, after 20+ years, that there are THREE things I cannot go wrong with, giftwise: red roses, white diamonds, and Godiva chocolates (truffles, specifically)!! I love to give my Baby these things because she so totally loves it that I give them to her! How's that!! It makes me as happy to give them as it does her to get them! She would never gripe about a gift I gave her!! And she gives me creative gifts too! AFTER TWENTY-PLUS YEARS!!

I'm a happy man.

Bake

[twenty2strings]

70. Women like that are just like fast food...

Good while you're drunk at 3 in the morning but God in heaven it'll back up on you. Hang in there,good men(or women) are still available. It's not a conspiracy. People are just messed up and confused. I thought I was a goner but I found someone. And I'm a total freak!!!:toast: :bounce: