Clothing Line Unveils "Abstinence Panties"

[matcom]

:eyes:

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LAS VEGAS -- Yvette Thomas hopes to defy the adage "Sex Sells."

She's showing her line of no-sex wear at an apparel industry trade show in Las Vegas. Thomas' T-shirts and panties have abstinence slogans like "Virginity Lane: Exit When Married" and "No vows, No sex."

You might think that a message of wait-until-marriage would be a tough sell in Sin City. But Thomas said a number of people have told her they like her message.

She said when she launched her company five years ago, the first pair of panties she sold was to a father buying them for his teenage daughter.

http://www.wftv.com/news/4202572/detail.html

[wheresthemind]

1. Family Values

"the first pair of panties she sold was to a father buying them for his teenage daughter."

::shudder::

[eyesroll]

2. I want some!

I think a date might get a kick out of them.

[TlalocW]

3. She'd make more

If they had a dotted line and a message like, "This way to the clitoris, dummy."

TlalocW

[Redstone]

4. Better put an arrow

or a circle at the end of the line. Maybe a flashing LED? Can't be too specific.

Should we demand a royalty for these suggestions? I think so.

Redstone

[SarahB]

8. Hee hee!

:thumbsup:

[Kellanved]

11. That would at least be something positive

n/t

[sam sarrha]

5. Crothcless abstinence panties, in case you change your mind 70% do anyway

[giant_robot]

6. Panty propaganda. Great.

First they put advertising over the mens' urinals, now this. :eyes:

[Squeech]

7. Wait a minute

Our side propagandizes on underwear too. Have you forgotten Axis of Eve, makers of panties that say "Lick Bush" and "Weapon of Mass Seduction"?

[giant_robot]

15. Awww! It's no fun when you point out facts like that!

Besides, if I'm close enough to read the slogan off a woman's knickers the meaning is already lost on me! :evilgrin:

[Richardo]

9. Get your Abstinence Panties, right here!!

[Redstone]

10. I'm going to sue you...

I just smacked my head against my keyboard, I laughed so hard at that picture.

Redstone

[philosophie_en_rose]

12. Fancy Panties leads to the devil!

I had a friend in high school whose mother would only buy her huge "granny"-style panties. She explained to us that "only whores need fancy panties." :)

As disturbed (and wrong) that she was, I can imagine how funny it will be for these teens to show off their "abstinence panties" right before taking them off for a partner.

[dolo amber]

13. I bought some of those

I think they were defective. :D

[AussieDave]

14. My drawers are full of them......

(don't all groan at once)