Why does everyone around here call her "Condi"?

[mtnsnake]

It sounds way too nice, and there's no need for us to be that kind.

Sporting a pair of front teeth the size of small icebergs, wouldn't "Bucky" be more appropriate, as in Bucky Beaver?

Chimpy and Bucky

[Left Is Write]

1. Because it's easier than writing out Condoleezza?

[mtnsnake]

3. Yeah, I know that, but Bucky is more appropriate. No?

[Left Is Write]

8. I think that might be too feminine for her.

[Withywindle]

2. Because I'm afraid I'm going to misspell her name!

And I don't appreciate "Bucky" because I have teeth kinda like that. (It's the flaw in my perfection that makes me 'striking' :))

[mtnsnake]

7. Yeah, my son had bunny teeth, too, just like I did when I was a kid

Then I got glasses and braces, and my sister had fun calling me four eyes/metal mouth.

Anyway, no offense, friend....and I'm sure you are striking. My aunt had prominent incisors, too, and she was also striking. But Condi..I mean Bucky? No way is she striking!! ;)

[derby378]

4. Because calling her ***** could get someone tombstoned (n/t)

[11 Bravo]

6. Ya beat me to it!

C*n*di would definitely get you tossed.

[mtnsnake]

11. Her teeth are the size of tombstones!

[shawcomm]

18. doh!

[Strawman]

5. Cuz of that Steve Earle song

"Oh Condi Condi.."

[mitchtv]

9. I prefer "Count-the-lies-a"

I heard it on DU, and use it all the time

[Bluebear]

10. I always call her DOCTOR Rice

The RW gets mad if you don't address her by her proper title, you know. And emphasizes what a liar she is for all those titles and oil ships named after her.

[jeff30997]

12. Personally I call her Condom.

[mtnsnake]

14. Not bad!

I still like Bucky, but Condom is a good one!

[OffWithTheirHeads]

13. Personally, I call her Cunnilingus,

but I have been accused of being not very nice.

[tuvor]

15. I believe BartCop's pet name is "Kinda Sleazy"

If the shoe fits...

[Liberal In Texas]

16. When I worked for a FOX place, we called her Condaleeeeeeeza ...

...every bloody day she showed up on the air.

[shawcomm]

17. Because 'bitch' is too ambiguous with this administration.

It could be anybody.