I wish I was very well-endowed.

[SmileyBoy]

You heard me.







































I wish I had a lot of money. I think all of us dream of that once in a while. I was broke up until tonight, when I recieved 26 dollars in tips for delivering pizzas. It kind of sucks when you're in the kind of position where you recieve 20 dollars, and you feel like a little child on Christmas morning. The kind of situation where a tank of gas is a treasure to you (credit to Mark Hoppus for the quote).

I used to have almost $8,000 in my savings account when I was in high school. Now I've been basically broke for the past year or so.

What, what did you expect me to mean???:D:D:D

[Dookus]

1. if you were

you could probably make some money with it.


Oh wait... I just read the body of your post. Nevermind.

[11 Bravo]

2. So does your girlfriend.

Oops, just scrolled down and read the rest of your post. Never mind.

[SmileyBoy]

3. HAH!! I wish I had a girlfriend.

That would solve a LOT of problems in my life, lemme tell ya.

[soothsayer]

4. I wish I was a little bit taller, wish I was a baller....

[barackmyworld]

5. that takes it back!