Oh shit...Bush has the RING! (photo)

[goodboy]

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[DemoTex]

1. What is the gobbly-gook on the ring?

WTF?

[Elidor]

2. It says "One monkey can do a lot of damage."

[Lisa]

5. translated from an ancient, unintelligible language ...

(some people claim that this is the original Texan dialect, but since W is from Connecticut, I doubt it ....)


"'This Ring, no other, is made by the elves
Who'd pawn their own mother to grab it themselves.
Ruler of creeper, mortal, and scallop,
This is a sleeper that packs quite a wallop.
The Power almighty rests in this Lone Ring.
The Power, alrighty, for doing your Own Thing.
If broken or busted, it cannot be remade.
If found, send to Karl Rove (the postage is prepaid.)"

[goodboy]

10. That is so creative did you make that up?

[EstimatedProphet]

12. BORED OF THE RINGS!

It has been years since I read that book!

BTW my sig pic fits in this thread nicely, doesn't it?

[1monster]

6. One Ring to rule them

Three Rings for the Elven-Kings under the sky,
Seven Rigns for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor wher the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them

[goodboy]

3. Medical Alert, too stupid to resuscitate

[CubsFan1982]

4. Where's Frodo when you need him?

:eyes:

[goodboy]

7. gives new meaning to the phrase, "bush is sauron"

[DemoTex]

8. Sorry I asked about the ring ...

Quoth the Raven .. Nevermore!

[ak]

9. OH

for a second I thought that was aqualung

[Liberal In Texas]

11. When I first saw this pic, it was captioned: "This Explains A Lot" he he