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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:30 PM
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New Game: Marry, Fuck, Kill (A game for the whole family!)
Someone throws out three names. You have to follow through on all three: who would you marry, fuck, and kill? You can only use each name once, no marrying then killing, and absolutely no killing and fucking. Next, you throw out three names. Here's a group of males and a group of females to start, so everyone is satisfied:

Clint Eastwood
Jack Nicholson
Danny Devito


Kennedy from MTV
Fran Drescher
Laurie Dhue
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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:31 PM
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1. Fuck Jack, Marry Clint
Sorry, Danny ...
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:32 PM
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2. Here's mine.
Edited on Fri Feb-11-05 08:33 PM by Blue-Jay
Kennedy from MTV - fuck, then kill
Fran Drescher - fuck
Laurie Dhue - fuck, then kill myself
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:34 PM
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5. LMAO!
But you have to marry, fuck and kill only one. As penalty, you have to propose the next three.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:33 PM
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3. Ok
Edited on Fri Feb-11-05 08:48 PM by SarahBelle
Clint Eastwood- marry (my proverbial type apparently, brainy yet uncommunicative)

Jack Nicholson- kill (too much of an asshole for my tastes)

Danny Devito- fuck (because overall he seems nice and I could once, but not many times and he's certainly not deserving of death)
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Downtown Hound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:34 PM
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4. Fuck Fran, Marry Kennedy
Edited on Fri Feb-11-05 08:35 PM by Downtown Hound
Bye bye Laurie you skank!

All right:

Brittney Spears
Julia Roberts
Martha Stewart
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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:37 PM
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8. "Laurie you skank!"
Loooooove it!

:puke:
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:31 PM
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29. Marry Martha (and NO pre-nup)
Fuck Julia, kill Brittney.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:36 PM
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6. Marry Jack, fuck Clint, kill Devito
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Liberal_Andy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:36 PM
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7. here's what I'd do
Don't watch MTV, have to kill her,...

F#@* big-lips, then never call her again,

Marry Fran, f#@* her too.
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:38 PM
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9. Here's another set of males:
David Byrne
David Bowie
David Lee Roth
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:37 PM
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30. Oh, that's TOO easy.
Edited on Fri Feb-11-05 09:41 PM by crispini
Fuck David Bowie, because he is HOTTTT.
Kill David Lee Roth, he deserves death.
Marry David Byrne, because he'd TOTALLY be fun to have around in that geeky needy artist sort of way.

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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:39 PM
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10. Money, sex and public service- in that order
Martha Stewart
Cameron Diaz
Dr. Laura
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Downtown Hound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:43 PM
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That's easy
Edited on Fri Feb-11-05 08:43 PM by Downtown Hound
Fuck Cameron, Kill Laura in a particularly nasty way, and marry Martha. It's not just the money. I mean think of it, the food, the decorations, the wedding, why everything would be just perfect!
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:41 PM
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11. Let's see..............
Edited on Fri Feb-11-05 08:45 PM by bushwentawol
Marry: Charlize Theron
Fuck: Sandra Bullock
Kill: Ann the Man


edited fo another Cameron lover in the crowd :)
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:44 PM
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13. Hey, I saw Cameron first!
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:44 PM
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14. Too easy- you can't just comeup with your own people
Try this list:

Cameron Manheim
Cameron Crowe
Kirk Cameron
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:43 PM
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12. When they were in their prime, or as is now?
Gosh, I don't think I'd want to do anything to those three!
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:45 PM
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17. Live in the NOW baby!
You gotta take 'em like they come!
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Amaya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:44 PM
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15. Clint--marry, Jack--fuck, and Danny-- bye bye
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:47 PM
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18. You'd kill Danny too?
Jack does not deserve to fucked anymore. He's had his share already. Jacko= :nuke:
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Amaya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:53 PM
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21. Ok, I'll fuck Danny
Edited on Fri Feb-11-05 08:54 PM by Amaya
:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:55 PM
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22. Doesn't that look like my husband?
It's not just me, is it? :D
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Amaya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:58 PM
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23. No, this is more like it...



:7
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:22 PM
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28. Ok, I must defend his honor.


Divorce or no divorce (or whatever), he's handsome. Well, to me anyway. That was never the problem. He does, though, have this Jack-ish smirk at times.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:45 PM
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16. For the guys:
Milla Jovovich


Helen Thomas


Janice from the Muppet Show

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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:47 PM
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19. Hell, I'd do Janice from the Muppet Show.
She was cool.
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:52 PM
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20. Yeah, but would you marry Helen Thomas?
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:13 PM
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27. Sure.
She's smart and interesting. Not quite my type, but for her, an exception could be made.

Now, onto killing Milla. Bwa ha ha!!!! :evilgrin:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:00 PM
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24. I demand new men choices! They are old enough to be my grandfather.
Ew. :scared:


Well maybe not Danny, he's older then my mom, but younger then my dad. But still......
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:03 PM
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25. Okay, how about these:
Ben Stiller
David Schwimmer
Adam Corolla
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:05 PM
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26. Aww that's a little better thank you. My answers:
Marry: Ben Stiller
Fuck: David Schwimmer
Kill: Adam Corolla
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:38 PM
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31. For the guys:
Ann Coulter
Michelle Malkin
Katherine Harris.

Mwahahahahahahahahaha! :evilgrin:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:58 PM
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32. Bwhahahahaha! You're evil, I love it!
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 10:01 PM
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33. Locking
No sex threads.

Thanks,
DU Moderator
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