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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 07:47 PM
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What's your idea of an easy job?
I don't mean sports or entertainment,or even pays alot,but a stress free,even enjoyable way to make a living.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 07:48 PM
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1. Chief Masturbator of Lake County.
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SemiCharmedQuark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 07:48 PM
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2. My partner is the projectionist at our local theater.
He says he works maybe forty minutes a day. He has a tv upstairs and fills the time with playstation, xbox, gamecube, videos and occassionally dvds. Sometimes he reads.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 07:50 PM
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3. City worker - been there done that
The only time there is stress is when some fucking a-hole makes stress.
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chelsea0011 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 07:53 PM
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4. Overnight watchman
as a stay home dad, I did this for a year. I got paid to watch TV and listen to the radio.
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Sandpiper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 07:56 PM
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5. Vice President of the United States
n/t
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mermaid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:01 PM
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6. Professional Sleeper
There seriously ARE jobs like that. They participate in sleep studies, and get PAID. I guess you get fired for waking up on the job!

This is the only way folks like you and me will ever "make money in our sleep!"
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:10 PM
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9. Where do you find jobs like that?
I'd love to go around and evaluate sleep labs.
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:03 PM
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7. Anything I can do while sitting on my ass most of the time
:P
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mermaid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:03 PM
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8. CEO
What the fuck do they do, anyway? Their idea of a hard afternoon's work is a round of 18 holes at the golf course followed by two martinis at the clubhouse.

And for that, they make, in a year, more than most of us will make in our ENTIRE MISERABLE LIVES!!

Bastards!
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hatredisnotavalue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:20 PM
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10. Building log homes
We built ours and it was so easy. I would love to go on site to people building their own log kit homes and tutor them on how to do it.
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:23 PM
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11. My job. I am a copy editor.
Totally stress-free environment. We have monthly deadlines, but if you can't meet them, the attitude is "Oh, well, get it done as soon as you can."
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hatredisnotavalue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:36 PM
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12. How do you handle the wrath of the reporters thought? n/t
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:41 PM
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17. That's my dream job....sigh....
I don't have enough experience to do it though.
I'm a fair writer, but editing seems like a better fit for me.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:37 PM
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13. fluffer
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LiberalVoice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:52 PM
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18. ewww and ewwwww!!!!!!!
Unless you really like doing it. :shrug:
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:54 PM
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19. Well, with the right person, yeah.
But otherwise, I just felt like being an exceptional smartass tonight. :evilgrin:
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:38 PM
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14. What my co-workers do.......
I would want it that easy. ;)
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:39 PM
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15. Door-to-Door Puppy Tickler
*knock knock*

Afternoon Ma'am, got any puppies need ticklin'?
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Melynn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:39 PM
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16. The job that I doing right now.
Computer Operator. I just monitor systems and post on DU for $19.00 dollars per hour. Does it get any better than that?
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 08:55 PM
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20. fluffer trainer
don't even ask.
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