What's your favorite scene from a sitcom episode?

[JimmyJazz]

Mine is the scene from Taxi with the Reverend Jim: "What does a yellow light mean?" :P (and yes, I got this from my other thread - sue me, you litigious democrats, you!)

[autorank]

1. Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman...when she took Qualudes

[Jamastiene]

2. Jack Tripper

on Three's Company with the ironing board slap stick bit. I have always stopped to watch that episode when I can. It's hilarious.

[JimmyJazz]

3. you're a dork!

but that's okay :toast: <---- root beer

[Skink]

4. Sam Malone going....there's a movie..

:mad:

[Jamastiene]

6. Thanx

I work hard at it too. Believe it or not, it's hard to earn that title and KEEP it. :D
:toast:

[Lautremont]

5. When Munroe is out clubbing, and those two obese ladies kidnap him,

take him to their van and rape him. Later, everybody wonders why Munroe is so glum and freaked out. Mr. Rush sits him down and demands to know what this mopey-gus nonsense is all about. Munroe breaks down in tears and relates his horrfic ordeal, but refuses to go to the cops because of the humiliation. Mr. Rush persuades him that going to the cops is the right thing to do; Munroe accedes this and feels much better about the whole thing.

This was the 'issue episode' of Too Close For Comfort: an attempt to compete with the horrific Different Strokes episode (living up to its name for once) in which the Big Guy shows up and molests Arnold's pal. I think Nancy Reagan made an appearance on that one. (The Nancy bit goes down as my LEAST favourite sitcom moment, btw.)

[OffWithTheirHeads]

11. God,sounded like Rush Limpballs!

excepy for thr logic.

[Vanje]

7. The old Mary Tyler Moore show

Bear with me. I am old.

Lou Grant (Ed Asner) was sitting at his office desk, with his brown bag lunch in front of him , using a hole-puncher on a piece of lunch meat. He said, "I hate pimentos".

The clown funeral episode was good too

[Rowdyboy]

23. Chucklles the Clown's funeral did it for me!

[OffWithTheirHeads]

8. either the last episode of the Bob Newheart show

Where he wakes up in bed with the wife from a previous show or the Fraisier where he is in the vacation cabin nextdoor to Lilith!

Best things ever on T(oo rot your brain)V.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

9. O.K. Another one

When the John Larroquette guy is taking the black kid home and the cops pull them over and John turnes up the radio to a song with the lyrics "KILL WHITEY".

[progmom]

10. Every time I see the season three finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm

I laugh until I fall down. The scene where Larry starts swearing to make the chef with Tourette's feel more comfortable, and everyone in the restaurant joins in? Priceless!

"Fuck you, you car wash c*nt!"

[CubsFan1982]

12. The Golden Girls

When Rose brings home her midget friend to have dinner with Dorothy and Blanche, all goes awry. And then Sophia shows up! Anyone remember that one?

[kick-ass-bob]

31. My friend has Golden Girls on DVD

and we watched that one not too long ago!

[BrklynLiberal]

13. That TAXI scene is an absolute classic.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

17. For those of us who have not

quite mastered mindreading, could youy please elaborate/

[BlueJazz]

14. Jackie Gleason..when his Mother-in law gave away the ....

..ending to a play that he was going to see that night.
BLABBERMOUTH!!!

[JimmyJazz]

15. The Honeymooners rock! BTW - are you older than dirt, or what?

:P

[Nomad559]

16. What does a yellow light mean?

Here Is the video.

What does a yellow light mean?


:)

[BrklynLiberal]

19. Thanks!

[JimmyJazz]

20. I'm crying!

I can't breathe!

[BrklynLiberal]

18. That Opening scene from FRASIER when his brother is making a fancy

dinner and then gets something on his pants, takes them off to iron them, keeps passing out from blood on his finger, then sets fire to the pants from the iron, has to throw the dinner he is cooking on the pants to put out the fire, and the dog ends up eating the food.

[Shredr]

21. The scene in Friends when Phoebe finds out about Monica and Chandler

She's standing in Ross's apartment across the way and sees Monica and Chandler make out in their apartment. She screams, "My eyes, my eyes." I was howling.

[chemenger]

22. Honestly Travis, I didn't know turkeys couldn't fly.

And many, many other scenes from WKRP in Cincinnati. Best damn comedy there ever was ... best damn comedy there ever will be.

And the scene in Home Improvement where Tim Allen is playing with a program on the computer where he enlarges his wife's (Patricia Richardson) breasts.

[kodi]

24. the humanity!

that one scene stands alone in tv history.

[LynneSin]

26. No that's "As God as my witness I thought Turkeys could fly

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077097/quotes

[Richardo]

32. That's the one!

I knew someone would mention it. :D

[SemiCharmedQuark]

25. When Duke Phillips decides to run his own campaign for the presidency.

in "the Critic"

Duke Philips: I'm gonna run this country like I run my company. I'm gonna raid the pension fund, dump chemicals in the oceans, and sell our best assets to the Japanese.

Ronald Reagan: Ooh! Looks like Reaganomics is making a comeback.

Duke Phillips: Half you states are in the toilet, and you're not coming out! New York, you know what I'm talking about. California, kiss your smoggy butt goodbye! New England, you're going back to Old England.

Queen Elizabeth: Oh, I don't want that.

Prince Charles: More poison? I mean, tea?

Queen Elizabeth: Don't mind if I do. Oops. Almost had me there.

[LynneSin]

27. When Kramer was out of the "Master of my Domain" contest

He looked out Jerry's window and saw a naked girl in the neighboring building. He walks out of Jerry's apartment and 5 minutes later he comes back and slams $100 on the table with a Pete Townsand like motion.

Classic!!

[DelawareValleyDem]

28. Archie Bunker getting kissed by Sammy Davis, Jr.

or Felix Unger announcing a play on Monday Night Football

[dbt]

29. The birth of Archie Bunker's grandson on "All In The Family."

He hurries to the hospital, fresh from a lodge-hall theatrical production, still wearing blackface makeup. He gets into the wrong room (of course) where an elderly white woman takes one look at him and freaks right out.

She starts screaming for help as Archie tries frantically to reassure her, but she is having none of it. Finally, she cries "Help! RAPE!" To which Archie replies, "Ah, geez, Lady! Who'd wanna rape YOU?"

GROSSLY politically incorrect on so many levels and therefore helplessly funny.

:evilgrin:
dbt

[ScreamingMeemie]

30. Fraser. When Fraser is dating a Jewish woman and Niles is playing

the part of Christ in a play. Fraser hides the Christmas decorations because his girlfriend's family is coming over. Fraser walks into the kitchen and comes out to see Niles (in full costume) standing there, and he hollers,"JESUS CHRIST"!!!! We were rolling...

[ScreamingMeemie]

33. Ohhh! Another Fraser one. When they try to replace his dad's chair

with a new lazy boy. The sales person is showing them all the things the chair does...heat, massage...and Fraser says,"What's this one called? The Hopeless Slackass?" :hi: