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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 11:05 PM
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"You're so dumb..." jokes.
"You're so dumb, you'd fail an IQ test."

Share a "You're so dumb" joke.
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 11:07 PM
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1. You're so dumb, when I asked you if you'd read Joyce Kilmer,
you asked: 'Who's she?"



:boring:


Wrong crowd? Too esoteric? :shrug:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 11:24 PM
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4. that's alfred to you
:hi:
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 11:20 PM
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2. Your so dumb, your new job said you had to take a drug test.
Edited on Thu Feb-10-05 11:20 PM by TroubleMan
So you said, "I gotta go home and study."
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 11:23 PM
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3. "You're so dumb, you couldn't blow your nose with a stick of dynamite."
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 11:26 PM
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5. You're some dumb, you got a journalism review due at 7:20
and you have no idea what you're gonna write about. A little help?
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 11:29 PM
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7. Why not write about the media's impact on the Presidency?
:D
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 11:43 PM
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9. Its a review for journalism not on the scumbags who call themselves
journalists. I am reviewing American Dad instead.
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 11:44 PM
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10. Maybe you ought to be more specific next time.
:D
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 11:45 PM
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11. maybe you outta shut yer mouth
:D
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 11:58 PM
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12. Son, check yer tone.
I would hate to have to whoop yer ass. :D
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 11:27 PM
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6. You're so dumb
that you believed you'd been attacked by a guy hiding in one country, so you invaded another one.
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 11:42 PM
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8. You're so dumb

It takes you 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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