For the reminder of the night, I will be pretending to be an all A student

[JohnKleeb]

1600 SAT scores and tons of AP to my credit, ask me anything.
Oh and the circumance of an Ape's ass is not 25.

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Wow! Congrats! What schools are courting you?

:hi:

[JohnKleeb]

2. uhh Yale, Harvard, you know Ivy League schools

I gotta go edit something to make myself look even more smart.

[Fridays Child]

3. Well, then...

...if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings and could fly, would WWII have ended differently?

(SNL, late '70s to early '80s)

[JohnKleeb]

4. No

What an absurd question.

[Fridays Child]

7. Hey, don't blame me. I got it from Saturday Night Live.

:P

[JohnKleeb]

8. I know, I know

I am just trying to sound like a snob, regular me would say No because hell did she even know how to use a gun, now maybe if she dropped in to Berlin and seduced Hitler, then killed him, haha.

[Swede]

5. If Operation Barbarossa had started in early March.

What would the world be like today?

[JohnKleeb]

6. Holy Shit

That is all.

[Swede]

9. Well John,I know you're well informed historically.

Just think on it.

[JohnKleeb]

10. I think sigh the world would be screwed

Operation Barbosa started on June 22, 1941 and the Germans were at the gates of Moscow by that winter, if they had started in the early spring, they would have gotten to Moscow I think, its a scary thought really. I have the utter most admiration for the sacrifaces of the Russian people in that war, they suffered the most really.

[Swede]

11. Right on John.

Yeah,the world would be a nightmare beyond our imagination.

[JohnKleeb]

12. A 1000 year Reich possibly indeed sigh

If they had started in March, they would have gotten to Moscow and won the war in Russia before the US got involved on December 7th. I need to watch a WWII documenatry or something soon btw, I love learning about WWII even though I know so much as is, sigh I wish I had something close to a call of duty like those people did, so noble a cause.

[Aristus]

13. If you're pretending to be a straight-A student, shouldn't you

be pretending to study? :dunce:

[JohnKleeb]

14. No because if I were an all A student

I would have all my homework done by now which btw I dont :).

[noshenanigans]

15. Hope you don't plan on gettin' any chicks..

We don't like the smart boys, ya know. Unless you help us cheat on our exams so we can take our cool Sigma Chi boyfriends to our sorority cocktails.

[JohnKleeb]

18. hahaha

[elperromagico]

16. I guess you don't want to be President, then...

[JohnKleeb]

19. Not at all

[elperromagico]

23. That's wise. You need something like a 2.0

if you hope to lead the free world and have control over the use of nuclear weapons...

*shudders uncontrollably*

[JohnKleeb]

24. Yeah like pretzel head

[miss_kitty]

17. I keep ending up on the dean's honors list

HTF does THAT keep happening?

[JohnKleeb]

20. You're paying the bastard off?

[miss_kitty]

25. Ya caught me

drat you kleeb!

[JohnKleeb]

26. Oh I am like good

[miss_kitty]

27. well see? pretending to be an all A student

and having 1600 SAT scores and tons of AP to your credit, pays off.

:P

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

21. That's it , I am officially adopting you as my " DU " little brother lol .

Way to go ! Keep up the good work LOL . Smarty pants .

[JohnKleeb]

22. Would you do the same if I was the same 2.6 GPA no SAT scores

? and No AP courses.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

28. Yep I would ....

does'nt matter what you GPA and SAT score is - you are more in tuned politically than most adults are - wish you were around when I was in HS . Then someone other than my teachers in the History/Social Studies department would understand what I was talking about .

[JohnKleeb]

30. I am smart in history

and I once lamented that we didnt discuss Northern Ireland, of course I would be so biased :).

[Rabrrrrrr]

29. Then you should spell "remainder" correctly, don't you think?

Hmmmmmm?

:evilgrin:

And the circumferance - which is the word I assume you meant - of an ape's ass is indeed 25, if the radius is 4.0 (and for anyone who might be wondering, "How can that be? Shouldn't it be 3.98?", remember your significant digits, people - it can only be 3.98 if Kleeb had offered a circumferance of 25.0)

[JohnKleeb]

31. Hey theres a reason for me not having this!

[Spider Jerusalem]

32. "circumference", I think you mean.

(three-time spelling bee champion, gifted classes, National Merit semifinalist, etc., here...not quite an all-A student, though, but then, some of my teachers were swine and I couldn't make myself give a fuck)

[JohnKleeb]

33. Yeah, Yeah, hey I am a geography nerd