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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 09:32 PM
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What's freeper foreplay?
"Hey! Wake the fuck up!"
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 09:32 PM
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1. wait, one more drag
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Nitrogenica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 09:33 PM
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2. Here's your 20 bucks, make it quick.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 09:33 PM
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3. Here piggy, piggy, piggy....
;)
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 10:11 PM
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12. That'll do, pig. That'll do.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 09:33 PM
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4. 30 minutes of begging?
:shrug:
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 09:34 PM
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5. Brace yourself Betsy Lou
:)
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 09:41 PM
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6. " I say, you're a bonny lass will you kiss my ass ?"
oh you said freeper foreplay wouldn't that be them buying themselves a happy meal before they have a circle jerk ?
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 09:49 PM
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7. huge chewing motion as gathers
Edited on Thu Feb-10-05 09:49 PM by swag
saliva in mouth to spit down at palm.

nobody else in the room. for years.
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goodboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 09:58 PM
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8. nice sheep....that's it, hop over the fence...oooops, my pants fell down
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 10:01 PM
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9. For first dates only....
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 10:01 PM
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10. I thought it was
"Ain't no cars comin', so relax, aight?!"
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-..__... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 10:08 PM
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11. The make-out scene from "Animal House".
The one at Lovers Point and the rubber glove.

"Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft? "
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 10:13 PM
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13. you are pushing the envelope tonight, aren't you night train?
:evilgrin:
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 10:14 PM
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14. "All right, but do me from behind so we can watch TV"
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Strawman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-10-05 11:35 PM
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15. According to Jeff Gannon it goes something like this
Edited on Thu Feb-10-05 11:41 PM by Strawman
Drill sergeant: You... are... scum! Do you hear me soldier?
Wally: Yes Sir!
Drill sergeant: Do you know what we are going to be doing today?
Wally: No Sir!
Drill sergeant: We are going to be doing push-ups all day, you and me, all day!

Drill sergeant: Do you think that's funny soldier?
Wally: No sir!
Drill sergeant: Well, just for that, you are going to be doing those push-ups lying on your back! You are going to discover muscles, you never knew you had! Big... muscles,hard... muscles!
Wally: Ohhh yyyeeesss sir!

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0116768/quotes

Wally's squad is watching naked men shower
Drill sergeant: You go over there and Fuck 'em. We'll stay here and Masturbate. Go, go, go!
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 12:10 AM
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16. Probably do it between a curtain...
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 12:11 AM
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17. "Squeal like a pig!!!"

nt.
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