Describe the tackiest person you've seen in a bathroom

[GreenPartyVoter]

[LisaM]

1. We have a chronic toothbrusher in our building

She carries a SonicCare with her everywhere, and brushes her teeth for long periods of time several times a day right in front of everyone, making gagging spitting sounds.

[LostInAnomie]

2. I saw a 40 year old guy taking a leak with his pants around his ankles

I just turned around and walked out.

[guitar man]

9. Sorry

I only do that when I'm really drunk. :beer:

[LostInAnomie]

10. That's ok...

...but you have a mole you should really get checked out.

[guitar man]

11. Mole?

I was wondering where that brown M&M went the other night:)

[LostInAnomie]

12. Right cheek

It's stuck to your right cheek.

[guitar man]

13. Thanks, I just found it

It was still pretty good too!

[LostInAnomie]

14. Since you took care of the M&M on the right cheek...

... maybe you could take care of the Milky Way on the left.

I hope it is a Milky Way.

[guitar man]

15. LOLOLOL!!!

too much!!!

[Bouncy Ball]

3. Well I don't think of this as "tacky" per se

since she WAS in the right room for this, but one lady had the WORST case of.....stuff....I had EVER heard in my life.

No, no, I am not exaggerating, I was THIS close to asking her if she was ok. It was painful to hear it.

She was MOANING in pain.

Gawd. I got out of there fast.

[last_texas_dem]

4. Didn't see the culprit

But I once went into a public bathroom only to discover that some jerk had shat in the urinal, and left it there for everyone's enjoyment.

The guilty party in that instance temporarily caused me to waver in my normally strong opposition to the death penalty. Seriously... doing something like that is just wrong... tacky, disgusting, evil, lots of bad things!

[Bouncy Ball]

5. Well as long as there were other urinals.

For reasons I won't go into, women can actually cause far greater problems (think more problems) in toilets than that.

[skygazer]

6. That's easy

I went into the bathroom at work one day and there was someone in the only stall that was operative at the time (there are only two to begin with). So I waited. And waited. Until I realized there were extra feet in there - a guy and a girl and they were obviously waiting for me to get out so they could make their escape.

I don't much mess around so I simply said, "Look, I'm not in the mood for games. Both of you need to get out of here right now" and they came out blushing furiously and looking quite abashed, kids probably around 16 or 17. I told them, "Next time, go in the men's room - guys are much more accepting of that shit."

[Hand]

7. The geeks in the place where I used to work--

were so lacking in social development that the building manager actually had to post a notice in the men's room: "We have had several complaints from tenants on this floor. Please remember to flush the toilet after using it."

He wasn't kidding, either; he also wasn't just referring to the stand-up facilities. Good god, I'm glad I got out of there.

:puke:

[Nailzberg]

8. Bob Saget

No description needed

[WindRavenX]

16. anyone who talks on their cell phone while doing business

Geebus, that is so...wrong.

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. The Flicker.

There is a "gentleman" at work who, when he finishes at the urinal, does not shake -- he flicks. HARD. I can't help but think that's gotta hurt like hell. He never speaks, in or out of the toilet -- the only sound I ever hear from him is the flicking of that hideous finger.

He also doesn't wash his hands after he poops. :o