Halfwit to marry rich old tart

[mr blur]

"After years of speculation and denial about their relationship, Clarence House announced this morning that the Prince of Wales will marry his lover, Camilla Parker Bowles"

http://www.guardian.co.uk/monarchy/story/0,2763,1409742,00.html

Kinda sorry to bring this up as I personally feel the whole bunch of them should be exiled to an island somewhere and left to rot but I guess it will give plenty of people who live here something to take their minds off real life. Will the Chimp be invited, I wonder?

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. My condolences to the people of Britain for having to put up with

this Royal "Peyton Place" for so long. :hi:

[DeaconBlues]

2. Get those German upstarts off the throne of England!

Pheewww. Done with my Jacobite rant for the day.

[tjwmason]

7. You do realise that the Jacobite claimant

Is Francis Archduke of Bavaria? and you call Elizabeth II German.

The biggest constant of European royalty is mixed nationality.

[DeaconBlues]

8. Then, get those Hanoverian usurpers off the throne!

Happy?

[Misunderestimator]

10. LOL

[BlondieK143]

3. Diana who?

She was waay too good for that man. Fuck him, hope it ends in divorce. Maybe Camilla will cheat on his cheating ass. end rant.

[achtung_circus]

4. At least they won't be reproducing

their offspring would probably look like Irish Setters.
(Apologies to the Irish Setters in the group)

[Misunderestimator]

11. Indeed they might....

[achtung_circus]

12. LOL

Wow, you're fast on the Photoshop.

Oh.

Wait.

It's real!!!

[Skittles]

5. lol.......................mr blur

Best. Subect line. Ever. :D

I sent it to my mum. :D

[TyeDye75]

6. Couldn't have said it better myself...../nt

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. "I personally feel the whole bunch of them should be exiled to an island"

Haven't they already been?

*ducks*

[mr blur]

13. You got me there...!

I should have said an otherwise-deserted island, where they can't frighten children and can get on with what they do best - sleeping with their relatives and shooting things. Hey, come to think of it, maybe a nice redneck part of Texas would do...

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. I hear Crawford is missing one dull-witted jackass...

...who inherited his title. They also can't seem to track down his simpering moll or his malapropism-prone father.

Sounds like a perfect fit!

[Carson]

15. I've never understood the fascination with the Royals.

I couldn't have cared less about Diana. Tragic for her to die and leave behind children, but it happens every day.

I remember the hoopla when she and Charles married. Jeez, it was a frenzy.

And now with Charles and Camilla. Big whoop-ti-do.

I hate soap operas but I'd rather watch that drivel than follow the lives of these folks.