Are you feeling down about things?

[enki23]

Feel like you're in a rut? Not enough variety in your life? Ready to accept some new ideas, meet new people, live new experiences? Then welcome change into your home with Chi Randomization. After all, as the men of old understood, change is the only constant in the universe.

Be wary of Feng Shui hipsters, chi-arbitrary designers who will always introduce bias into your energy formations. Only a truly chi-random scheme will completely neutralize unwanted chi direction. Don't fight nature. Become nature. Our revolutionary system will show *you* how to eliminate chi-bias from your home.

It is a universal truth that all chi orientations, and sub-configurations are equally good. With a chi-directed scheme, however, you lose out on the vast majority of potential chi configurations. You never get to experience the full variety of life, its twists and turns, ups and downs--the changing circumstances you need. Chi-direction and chi-bias are the enemies of a full, rewarding life.

Our friendly staff will lead you through the process leading up to your first consultation. You will discuss all the possible chi-randomization schemes, from the "d20" modern configuration, favored by the flavorful, to the more traditional "draw straws" house, we have the right scheme for you. They will explain the process of semi-yearly site rotation, walk you through setting up your own personal pattern of magnetic interference modules, design a truly chi-random household arrangement, and much, much more. Put an end to boring, stifling designs. Leave the unimaginative to their narrow lives, constrained by such meaningless concepts as "clutter" and "disorder."

Don't fall for chi-arbitrary scams. Only true chi-randomization can lead you to the vibrant, varied, fulfilling life you've always dreamed of. You *can* live that life, if you live it the chi-random way. Call now for your free consultation.

[McKenzie]

1. can I have some of what you've just had?

seems you are having a really good time.

cheers

ps that post was bloody funny.

[Seabiscuit]

2. Just down about politics these days.

[Rhiannon12866]

4. Me, too

Every time you think that this illegal and brazen administration has done the worst thing that they can possibly do, they always seem to manage to top themselves! And there's no accountability!:grr:

[Rhiannon12866]

3. Are you recommending acupuncture?

I've had it and know that it's supposed to balance the chi in your body. And so have two of my dogs, and one cat.:shrug: