What exactly is a "nice Jewish girl?"

[Taverner]

On my Jewish side of the family...before I got married...my relatives used to always encourage me to find a "nice Jewish girl".

Exactly what is a "Nice Jewish Girl?" And why wouldn't I want a "Naughty Jewish Girl?" You'd think I'd want the latter...

[Mend]

1. the opposite of a bush twin....eom

[really-looney]

2. I would go......

For the Naughty Jewish Girl, your instincts are correct. My wifes nickname is Naughty, her friends still call her Naughty and we have been married for ten years. My advise, find a Naughty girl and help her stay that way

[Floogeldy]

3. A virgin

[Taverner]

4. Ew

Why would I want one of those?

[Xipe Totec]

6. Don't be lazy

It's your job to make them naughty. :evilgrin:

[Taverner]

8. Oh I prefer used cars myself

Why get a new one you have to break in when you can get a classic model that humms and purrs?

[2Design]

5. like a nice christian girl - follows the rules - virgin - n/t

[no_hypocrisy]

7. A woman-girl who comes from a respectable family, who knows her

place as a daughter, a sister, and later a wife. She has no history of social indiscretions. She isn't necessarily educated, but has common sense. She will never be an embarassment to you. Knows the Jewish prayers, but will not be able to debate the Talmud with you.

You know, white bread.

[Orangepeel]

16. wouldn't that be challah bread?

:-)

[eyesroll]

9. Now that I am unmarried (or soon to be anyway), my family is back on the

Nice Jewish Boy bandwagon.

For my mother, this means:
1. He's Jewish.
2. He doesn't smoke.
3. He doesn't have children. (The acceptable exception is if he is a widower. It's apparently the "lifelong involvement of his ex-wife" that my mother is wary of.)
4. He has a college degree.
5. He is established in his career field.
6. His parents, if living, are still married to each other, and preferrably they have money.

Needless to say...there are precisely no age-appropriate men who fit all of these criteria. Or if they do, they still live with their parents, not because they're on hard times or they're taking care of a disabled parent or they're disabled themselves, but because they'd miss their mothers if they moved.

[Ravenseye]

10. You Want Both

You want a girl who will dress respectfully when she meets your family, helps your mother in the kitchen, listens to your fathers stories and smiles and interacts well with them all.

Then you want to go back to your place and have her be all freaky.

You can have your jewish girl, and eat her too.

*rimshot*

[jdots]

11. I have a lockable answer and it's an old Catskill's joke

can't do it must stay on site.

[bloodyjack]

12. Responses don't usually make threads lockable but oh well.

Also I wish to hear this joke. Kindly PM me.

[BiggJawn]

13. Frank Zappa catalogued what you need....

I want a nasty little jewish princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little jewish princess
With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little jewish princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little jewish princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don’t want no troll
I just want a yemenite hole

I want a darling little jewish princess
Who don’t shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little jewish princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee that’s snappin’
All up inside
I just want a princess to ride
Awright, back to the top...everybody twist

I want a funky little jewish princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little jewish princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor
(vapor-lock)

I want a dainty little jewish princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little jewish princess
With roumanian thighs, who weasels ’n’ lies
For two or three nights
Won’t someone send me a princess who bites
Won’t someone send me a princess who bites
Won’t someone send me a princess who bites
Won’t someone send me a princess who bites

[Kat45]

20. Oh man, I was going to post that.

That's the first thing I thought of when I read the subject of the thread. :-)

[RetroLounge]

14. What exactly is a "nice Jewish girl?"

My ex-wife, right up until she met me...

:evilgrin:

RL

[driver8]

15. I always preferred "naughty catholic girls"...

Believe me -- they could definitely teach you a few things!!

[Taverner]

17. Naughty Jewish girls...naughty catholic schoolgirls

Just as long as they're naughty, I'm nice...

[SarahB]

18. My polar opposite?

:shrug:

[Taverner]

19. Ohhh but SB you're soooooo innocent :)

Just puppydogs and daisies for you...