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DemocratSinceBirth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-05 07:53 PM
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"Brittany Spears Has Shoulders Like A Man..."
Ass Like That-Eminem


The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I
Think someones at the door
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
Police saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it



Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying "freeze"
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look, I put away my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand



Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out your bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down



So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)








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SeanQuinn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-05 07:54 PM
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1. This has been a hit in my class for a week.
In seventh grade. The biggest hit is "duh-duh-duh-doing" and the Hilary Duff part.
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DemocratSinceBirth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-05 07:56 PM
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2. Eminem Is Hilarious
I wish they had artists like him when I was in the seventh grade...
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laruemtt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-05 08:01 PM
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5. artist?
:wtf:
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DemocratSinceBirth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-05 08:02 PM
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7. He's A Rap Artist And A Damn Good One..
Up there with Dre, Snoop, and Chuck D....
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DemocratSinceBirth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-05 08:14 PM
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12. I'd Hate To Be A Parent And Have To Explain This Stuff....
eom
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-05 07:58 PM
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3. If you ever want to know who is overrated in PopCulture ...
all you have to do is listen to an Eminem song .
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DemocratSinceBirth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-05 08:02 PM
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6. He Is A Hoot...A Musician... An Ironist... A Social Critic.... A Comic...
How much Eminem have you listened to?
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-05 08:07 PM
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10. I bought his first CD ...
but I am not a fan ...
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DemocratSinceBirth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-05 08:11 PM
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11. It's OK
I just think he's a hoot.......
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Bok_Tukalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-05 07:59 PM
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4. I just don't understand American pop culture
I never have.
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-05 08:04 PM
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8. . . . and a face like a foot
:puke:
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DemocratSinceBirth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-05 08:06 PM
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9. that didn't rhyme with hand
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