Things that sounds like embarrassing medical conditions, but aren't...

[Richardo]

Sphagnum moss. :evilgrin:

[plcdude]

1. 3 hour and 59 minute

erections

[blondeatlast]

3. ROFLMAO!

I have this image of some poor sap, erect for 3:15, watching the clock tick away until he can contact his doctor...

ROFLMAO sounds like a medical condition, too.

[plcdude]

4. I'd probably

give it six hours and then panic about what I would wear to the emergency room

[blondeatlast]

6. May I suggest (I'm a lady person, fwiw),

a kilt?

[plcdude]

10. I know what

you are trying to do but I'll take the high (pun intended)road.

[Richardo]

7. Muu muu

Plenty of room!

[livinginphotographs]

12. You could put a little hat on it.

I know, I'm so helpful.

[merh]

26. Reminds me of the old joke about the guy that goes into the local

drug store. He is wearing a trench coat and is sort of slumped over and he is walking really awkwardly. The store is owned by two elderly sisters. They are in their late 80's and one works the counter while the other dispenses the meds.

Anyway, this guy goes up to the sister at the counter, looks around to be sure no one hears him and then asks "What can you give me for a 5 day hard on?"

The sister behind the counter looks at him with a mixture of curiousity and surprise and says "Well Dear, I am not sure, let me ask my sister."

She goes to her sister and they huddle together, whispering and debating, casting glances at the man and then shuffling through their papers.

The sister who works the counter comes back to the man and tells him with a shy grin "My sister and I have discussed it and . . .

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...we can give you $1500.00 now and 1/2 an interest in the store!"

:evilgrin:

[CottonBear]

2. Saxy Chambliss n/t

[Richardo]

13. HA!

"Dick Santorum".

Oh wait - that IS an embarrassing medical condition.

[CottonBear]

24. LOL! n/t

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. Cryptophasia

aka "Twin Talk"

[JitterbugPerfume]

8. my 5 yr old identicaltwin Gr-sons

have a bad case of that

they are hilarious

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. Cool!

I did a paper on that for a psych class in college, inspired by my nephews who are twins. The study was inconclusive, but it was an interesting topic. :hi:

[peekaloo]

11. Gusseted crotch

or the evil crotch stitch.

[kodi]

14. Moby Dick

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[CJCRANE]

15. "Spotted Dick" -

is a type of stodgy pudding traditionally served in english boarding schools.

[Richardo]

16. Bangers and Mash

[CJCRANE]

18. Bubble & Squeak

(cabbage & mashed potatoes)

[HeyManThatsCool]

17. CockSackey

Dont know if I am spelling that right but it is some kind of rash

[MsAnthropy]

19. Dick Cheney

[Texasgal]

20. Quamquat.... the fruit.

Is that even the correct spelling?

Sounds like ( Cum-kwat )

[Richardo]

21. Kumquat!

See the movie+fruit or veggie thread!

[Texasgal]

22. Cool... thanks Richardo!

I knew it didn't look right!

It does sound pretty sinister dosen't it?

[KurtNYC]

23. Spotted dick

The Oxford Companion to Food comments that, strictly speaking, "spotted dick" is made by taking a flat sheet, spreading sugar and raisins on it, then rolling it up. A similar dessert is "spotted dog," a plain cylinder of suet paste with the raisins and currants and sugar stuck into it, so that the spots are visible on the outside. Both spotted dick and spotted dog were traditionally boiled (or even steamed) in a cloth, but nowadays they are usually baked.

http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mspotteddick.html

[asthmaticeog]

25. Maury Povich.

As in "Hey, don't drink from my can, my Maury Povich is probably still contagious."

[blondeatlast]

28. Katie Couric. nt

[blondeatlast]

27. Burgundy, organdy. nt