If you had a racehorse, what would you name it?

[Beware the Beast Man]

Mine would be "Tastes Like Chicken." I don't know why.

[peekaloo]

1. Future Dog Food

[Richardo]

8. Actual horse name at a recent meet: "Earn Your Burger"

I bet on him based on the name, he won.

That's the extent of my racing tout expertise.

[KurtNYC]

2. "Peace Rules"

although that name was already used by Bobby Frankel.

[u4ic]

15. And his stablemate was Empire Maker

[SCDem]

3. Dopey would be his name but he would be the fastest on the track!

[Richardo]

4. Glue Magnate

[soupkitchen]

5. Horse names can be quite clever. My favorite is

A horse out of Cold as a Witches' by Banquet Table

That means the mother was named Cold as a Witches' and the father Banquet Table.

The horses name: Titular Feast

[u4ic]

21. My favourite name is Low Cut...filly by The Axe - Show Off

How old is this Titular Feast? No record of the name at the Jockey Club (nor of Cold as a Witches). Or are you not in North America?

[soupkitchen]

27. As Charles Bukowski says

The days run by like wild horses over the hills.

I would guess that Titular Feast would be, if he is still alive, at least 15 years old now. Maybe even twenty

[u4ic]

28. Ah, okay

I believe names are available after 5 years of not racing. So that would explain why the name isn't registered in the Jockey Club.

[kcwayne]

6. Craps on Bushes

[kick-ass-bob]

7. Piss.

Because no one can pull off the name Piss like a racehorse.

[sniffa]

10. simiLar to mine

pissLikea

[ze_dscherman]

9. Not "Tsunami"

I horse with that name was just recently banned from a race in Germany - because it's name might have offended someone.

[XNASA]

11. Uroadinon

[TlalocW]

12. First Place

I would also name any artwork I entered in a contest that as well.

TlalocW

[terrya]

13. Horse

Like to keep it simple

[Tom_Foolery]

14. Actual horse's name: Hoof Hearted. Say it fast. n/t

[Emops]

16. Smarter Than The President

[Tikki]

17. TAY-KA-JAIK.. pronounced:

TAKE-A-HIKE as in Ojai or Jai Lai.

[AlCzervik]

18. Bobs yur uncle

[neweurope]

19. I sure hope the horses mama's name would begin with an F.

Then I would call my race horse "F*ck Bush*.

Oh....

I can hear it now over the loudspeakers: "And the winner is... with one length... "F*ck Bush!"

Rooaaaaar...

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Remember Fallujah

[u4ic]

20. Will Farrish has a horse called "Patriot Act"

he's a 3 year old, and thank goodness doesn't show signs of being a half decent race horse.

[SoCalDem]

22. "Nag Nag Nag"

:)

[AngryAmish]

23. Kitty Twist

[Mr. McD]

24. Rainbow's End

My pot of gold.:)

[HereSince1628]

25. USOB......

So I could yell Go U! S! O! B!!!!!!!!!!!!

[greendog]

26. Roosevelt Dime

n/t

[Squeech]

29. Santorum's Favorite

If they gave me grief me about it, I'd claim it was an Irish jig.

Bartcop says that Paul Harvey is the one who does horses, but I'm sure he'd recognize the utility of some judicious editing.

[billyskank]

30. "Oh My God They Killed Kenny"

BTW, do you listen to Terry Wogan at all? :)