Just when you think that no one notices you

[ComerPerro]

and that one person can't make a difference, you sign on to AIM for the first time in about three months and find that you have a fan.

Right as I sign on, I get this IM:

DuersSuck (11:48:34 PM): I hear you and that rabble are a bunch of no good, yellow motherfuckin traitors...why are you in my country? GET THE FUCK OUT TRAITOR!!

Comer Perro (11:49:06 PM): the rabble? what now?

Comer Perro (11:49:19 PM): i'm sorry, I don't speak redneck. can you repeat, in english maybe?

DuersSuck (11:49:36 PM): You're a traitor in any language

DuersSuck (11:50:08 PM): ask those faggots rumguy and matcom about me-i sent them crying for their mommas

Comer Perro (11:50:19 PM): yeah, that happens

Comer Perro (11:50:45 PM): you got a list? gonna put a picture of a communist on the side of your car for each DUer you flame?

Comer Perro (11:50:57 PM): matcom and rumguy, CP makes 3

Comer Perro (11:51:00 PM): woo hoo

Comer Perro (11:52:46 PM): so, you do this often, or is this a new hobby?

DuersSuck (11:53:38 PM): just remember that we watch you and when the time comes yo will be dealt with

Comer Perro (11:53:58 PM): thanks, but you didn't really address my question

Comer Perro (11:55:16 PM): holy shit. i hope you can think faster than you type

DuersSuck (11:55:19 PM): remember to watch your mouth and what you say on DU, you are on the way out and fast. get out of the united states traitor, you have no right to exist here.

Comer Perro (11:56:05 PM): so, are we gonna have cybersex now, or are you just gonna spit empty rhetoric at me?

DuersSuck (11:57:34 PM): you've been warned-keep your traitor mouth shut

Comer Perro (11:57:56 PM): i bet you're sexy. how many teeth do you have? Five? Ten?

DuersSuck signed off at 11:58:13 PM.



Apparently he was a fan of my work.

Has this happened to anyone else?

[mark414]

1. hahahahaha

that's great

[Goldeneye]

2. You are awesome.

Your last line made me lol. Good one. Way to hanle a freep.

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. "i bet you're sexy. how many teeth do you have? Five? Ten?" LMFAO!

[ComerPerro]

6. I wonder why he signed off?

I hope I didn't scare him...

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. Maybe he got a little too excited? Had to go take a cold shower?

:shrug:

[VioletLake]

10. He was going to romance his knife Mike. n/t

[Historic NY]

4. you could file a TOS (term of service) report against him w/AOL....

they will shut him down.

[Duncan Grant]

5. LMAO!

:toast: holy shit. i hope you can think faster than you type :toast:

[alittlelark]

8. Too funny !!!

Sounds like one of the more intelligent freepers.

[ComerPerro]

9. Even a parrot can have an impressive vocabulary

if someone spends enough time training him. It doesn't mean he knows what he is saying.

[alittlelark]

11. And monkeys can learn sign language !!

[arismomkoofie]

12. Priceless!

I only hope I can think as fast on my feet if it happens to me!

[JimmyJazz]

13. Love is in the air!