I am totally sober - ask me anything. g'head - I double dog dare you!

[JimmyJazz]

[johnnie]

1. Sober on a friday night?

OK, my question...What is the square root of 205?

[JimmyJazz]

30. I dunno - I said you could ask me anything. I never said I was

a know-it-all! :P

[yvr girl]

2. When was the last time you had a hangover?

Huh? C'mon, fess up.

[JimmyJazz]

6. I already told you -- I don't get hangovers...those are for

amateurs. :P

[yvr girl]

12. What, your mamma put vodka in your bottle?

you must have been an amateur at some point in your life.

[alittlelark]

3. How many licks does it take to get to the center

of a tootsie-pop?

[JimmyJazz]

11. 8,562.

[alittlelark]

17. WOW !!! I thought it was 3......

;-)

[VioletLake]

4. Are you high on life? n/t

[JimmyJazz]

16. I get by with a little help from my friends:

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. What the eff is wrong with you?

:wtf:



:P

[SOteric]

7. In 50,000 words or less,

Compare and contrast the military reforms of Roman generals Marius and Diocletian.

[JimmyJazz]

38. How about I dance for you instead?

[Martin Eden]

8. What's the use of getting sober

when ya gotta get drunk again?

[JimmyJazz]

43. I ask myself that same question everyday! Let me know

if you find the answer.

[Nitrogenica]

9. Ever pound some coffee?

[progmom]

10. What the hell was that "friend posting as you" thing all about?

hmmmmmm?

[JohnKleeb]

13. As someone who has more than one persona

I think its safe to say that really was her friend, I dunno, could be wrong.

[JimmyJazz]

40. Clearly, that was not me. C'mon - I use full sentences when I post....

and cute smilies, too. :7

[progmom]

47. ...but "she" used your popcorn smiley

[JimmyJazz]

20. It was a friend of mine driving....I swear. I think she's gonna

register, but she isn't happy that, from the get go, skinner likes me best -- I think she would like a crack at him. Yanumsen?

[progmom]

22. I'd believe it...

...if I thought you had any friends!




wanna fight?

[run junkie]

44. i was giving it a test run....

so be kind...i'm still wet behind the ears and all.
:)

[JimmyJazz]

50. OMG OMG OMG! HEY THERE SWEET CAKES!

Welcome to DU :toast: I went to bed before you put this up!

:bounce: :yourock:

Stick with me! And don't listen to anything GOPisEVIL says about me - it's all true, ya know!

[seriousstan]

14. WWWHHHYYYYYY?????

DAMN YOU ROVE!!!!!!!

[JimmyJazz]

25. You're upset that I'm sober? It happens sometimes, ya know...

btw - it's really not one of those sometimes....just in case you were wondering.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

15. Do you still beat your wife?

(Just kidding, a good repug question)

[JimmyJazz]

29. the question is: "When did you stop beating your wife."

Law school - first year. :crazy:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

32. LOL... I stand corrected, councilor.

[Huckebein the Raven]

18. Where is the jade falcon ?

I need it before sunrise

[Az]

19. Soooo... Watcha drinking?

:freak:

[JimmyJazz]

33. Cabo? Oh, wait....I'm not drinking! Is this a trick question????

Dammit - now I'm confused - pass the cabo, wouldja?

[illini]

21. I triple dog dare you. Lick that pole.

nt

[progmom]

23. no sex threads!

[illini]

36. A Christmas story. Peter Bilingsly???

nt

[progmom]

45. I was kidding

Sorry - my sense of humor gets super-sophomoric when I drink.

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. I have another QUESTION!!!!!!!!!

Should I make anther drink? :shrug:

[progmom]

26. make mine a triple

I'm almost done with this crappy wine.

[JimmyJazz]

27. Does a chicken poop in the woods? Does a bear have lips?

Jeebus - by all means, drink up! :toast:

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Wooohooo!!

Careful though, next thing you know I'll be dancing on the tables! :crazy:

[progmom]

31. What booze goes well with Nutella?

I really really want some Nutella on crusty bread.

[JimmyJazz]

34. I have no idea? I'm not much of a nutella fan myself.

Put some marshmellow fluff on the table and we can talk, ya know????

[run junkie]

42. hey hey hey

the virgin phantom friend is on board....s'up???

[progmom]

49. I think JimmyJazz disappeared

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

53. Why do you keep referring to yourself as a

virgin when we both know that isn't true? :silly:


:hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

35. I don't know, what's Nutella?

Edit: Wait I do. NEVERMIND! :)

Ummm... I have no idea what would go with that. :(

[seriousstan]

39. Mackeson xxx stout

[FuzzySlippers]

37. Nutella originated in Italy, didn't it?

How about Asti Spumante?

[RevolutionaryActs]

41. JJ? I'm feeling wild! Will you dare me?!

:D

[Aristus]

46. Okay, JimmyJazz, did I REALLY ruin it for you when I told you

my Army Class A's don't fit anymore? You never replied. :(


B-)B-)B-)B-)B-)B-)

[JimmyJazz]

51. I'm sorry - You have ruined nothing!

I think I just went to bed is all!

[dolo amber]

48. I've had 85.6 beers

Do you prefer cheesecake or hot air balloon rides?

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

52. Neither - I'm afraid of heights and as for cheesecake....

you might as well just slap it on my hips cause that's where it's headed anyway -I couldn't let you kill my thread :)