Anyone know how to reprogram a HAL 9000?

[MikeG]

[Blue-Jay]

1. What are you doing, Dave?

[MikeG]

3. TEARING OUT YOUR FRIGGING MEMORY.

[redsoxliberal]

2. stop that dave

don't do that dave.

Dave.
Dave...



I'm afraid.

I'm....


afraid...

[Dave Reynolds]

4. Start pulling chips

until it sings "Bicycle Built for Two"

[MikeG]

5. I like that song. Cool.

[Blue-Jay]

6. Hey look! It's Dave!

[Dave Reynolds]

11. a.k.a "Star Fetus"

:silly:

[johnnie]

7. Daisy..daisy

Give me your answer true..I'm half crazy...

[redsoxliberal]

9. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

[Steve Nash is god 13]

8. nope

whats that? :dem: :yourock:

[Jack Rabbit]

10. Give it a better song to sing that 'Daisy'

That was obviously why HAL became a killer.

They should have taught him Hard Travelin' instead. That would have put him in a better disposition.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

12. Maybe you could burn a new version of the ROM via tape-storage

or optical-drive interface. HAL 9000 ROM version1.1 was released with a patch that fixes the bug where HAL used to kill people.

[TXlib]

13. Do it the Beeblebrox way, with an axe!

[DS1]

14. bootable knoppix CD

:D

[JohnKleeb]

15. Nah Dave I am just trying to get high right now

Don't mind me :).

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

16. Dave always slows down after a "top ten" routine.

[Huckebein the Raven]

17. Louisville Slugger