Rub my knob for five minutes!

[HEyHEY]

[redqueen]

1. hahahahahaha

Does a genie come out?

Will I get wishes?

[HEyHEY]

2. No, but at least it will shine

[redqueen]

10. If I shine yours,

then will you shine mine next?

[HEyHEY]

13. Hey it's only fair

[redqueen]

18. Fair's fair!

:hi:

[HEyHEY]

21. I fear my next post would result in a banning

ANd possibly the labelling of "Pervert!"

So I digress.

[Blue-Jay]

3. heh heh.

[mike_c]

4. oh god, it's friday night in the Lounge....

:toast:

[Kikosexy2]

5. And if I ...

do does the hot friction cause a massive volcanic eruption along with a loud primal scream of esctasy!ooooohhhh!!!

[BlondieK143]

6. Bad HEyHEy!

Everyone knows it only takes a good two minutes to make sure your knob is rubbed properly.

[hippiechick]

7. Only 5 minutes ?

Damn that's an easy knob to shine. :P

[Blue-Jay]

8. It's a small knob.

[redqueen]

9. ahahahahahahaha

:D

[HEyHEY]

11. Does your mother tell you everything?

[Blue-Jay]

16. Unfortunately, yes.

[LostInAnomie]

12. Dang, it takes you a whole 5 minutes?

You must romance it a lot more than I do.

[notadmblnd]

14. HeyHey

[texas1928]

15. I am not going to even go there.

I would get banned and this thread would get locked so fast the Lounge would crash and the airbags would deploy.

[Cadence]

17. I can't. I don't know where its been. Looks kinda small.

:shrug:

[texas1928]

19. He is from canada

I bet is cold.

[mike_c]

20. "at 10 below all men are created equal...."

Great Garrision Keilor line.

[texas1928]

22. IT is a frightened turtle.

that is what it is.

[HEyHEY]

24. A giant turtle - yes

[Blue-Jay]

25. riiight.

[HEyHEY]

26. It's a giant one I tells ya!

[texas1928]

28. uh uh

SUUUUUUUUUUUUURE!!!!!!!! Put the telescope down.

[tigereye]

30. that's a really cute turtle there

[Cadence]

23. "Shrinkage! There was shrinkage!"

Great George Costanza line.

[name not needed]

27. I was in the pool!

[Cadence]

31. "Huh look at this t-shirt. It shrank. That's what water

does to things. It shrinks things"

"Tell us more Mr. Science"

[redsoxliberal]

29. lmao