Damn it, damn it.

[RevolutionaryActs]

These pants are tight, and not in a good way. :cry:

[txaslftist]

1. So take 'em off. Be free.

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. No! I must be reminded that I've gained a couple pounds.....

So that I wont go and eat a bunch of chocolate or something....

[txaslftist]

4. Eat chocolate naked...

No better cure for what ails ya.

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. LOL!

Damn it, you just want to get my nekkid! :silly:

[txaslftist]

6. Hey now, no sex threads...

baby.

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. You started it.

:P

[txaslftist]

8. I'm sorry if it seemed that way...

...I just had this picture in my mind, see...and well...

gwarsh, I'm blushing.

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. Blushing? Good. I am a DU flirt you know?

;)

[txaslftist]

11. Damn it, damn it!

now my tie is too tight.

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. Hahahahaha

A little hot under the collar? :P

[txaslftist]

14. Well...

...what do you know. My pants are too tight, too. Suddenly.

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. LMAO!!!

Oh crap that was funny! :cry:

[txaslftist]

16. Oh sure... It's funny until...

...you go and get this thread locked up.

Then what am I supposed to do?

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. Umm.....

Start another thread, and try to be more subtle? ;)

[txaslftist]

18. What, whose not subtle?

We're talking about sudden weight gain, aren't we?

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. Smart ass.

:P

[txaslftist]

21. Yeah, well...

I'm not worried about the physical sensation of pants that are too tight anymore, anyway. Sort of a different kind of discomfort.

[Beaverhausen]

3. Mine are tight, too. Temporary water weight is the cause

BRING ON THE CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!

[jswordy]

9. A couple pounds? HELL HONEY, I GAINED OVER...

freakin' 40 pounds in a freakin' year and a half!!!!

There...now don't you FEEL BETTER?!?!?!?!?!?

[txaslftist]

12. that is a long time to be pregnant.

[Blue-Jay]

19. Are you sporting a camel toe?

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. Can't.... breathe... so... funny......

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHA

[txaslftist]

23. watch for subtlety.

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. That should be a warning sign... like "watch for ice"

:silly:

[txaslftist]

25. I like ice in mixed drinks...

...like a sloe comfortable fizzy.

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. Care you share your recipe?

:P

[txaslftist]

27. It's a secret recipe...

I try to keep it undercover.

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Aww come on you can tell me, just whisper it my ear.....

;)

[txaslftist]

29. Well... I won't give you that one, but here's a couple ...

I like to warm up with (when I'm drinking, of course)

BUTTERY NIPPLE
Shooters
1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2 oz. Butterscotch Schnapps
Serve in a shot glass.


SCREAMING ORGASM
Shooter
1/4 oz. Amaretto
1/4 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
1/4 oz. Kahlua
1/4 oz. Vodka
Serve in a shot glass

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. Hey.....

Are you trying to get my thread locked? ;)

[txaslftist]

31. Absolutely not. YOU brought up ice...

which made me think of mixed drinks, like these:

SEX ON THE BEACH
Shooter
1/2 oz. Vodka
1/4 oz. Melon Liqueur
1/4 oz. Raspberry Liqueur
1/2 oz. Pineapple Juice
1/2 oz. Cranberry Juice
Shake well with cracked ICE.
Strain into old fashioned glass


SKIP & GO NAKED
1-1/2 oz. Gin
4 oz. Cold Beer
2 oz. Sour Mix
1 dash Grenadine
crushed ICE (optional)
Mix ingredients in highball glass.
Stir well.

See, they both have ice in them ;-) .

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. Mmmhmmm. They do.

;)

[txaslftist]

33. I like ice in mixed drinks is all I'm saying.

Especially if I have someone to drink with. That way the drink stays cooler and lasts a lot longer.

[no name no slogan]

34. Like one of these?

PS: no camels were harmed to make this ad

[RevolutionaryActs]

35. OMG! LMFAO!

That is so disturbing! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA