A Joke For Jesse Helms

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Seems Jesse has got his codpiece all twisted about the possibility of Clinton being appointed as UN Secretary General. Although I think that Clinton would have to renounce his US citizenship to do that, since you can't be from a country that's a permanent member of the Security Council. Of course, the Repukes never let facts get in the way when they are asking "Cooter and Ole Miss Daisy" to fork over their Social Security Checks. Anyway, I want to share a pretty good joke...

Stop me if you've heard this....

"Jesse Helms dies and goes to Hell. The Devil tells Jesse that since he is such a "special" case, he will be allowed to choose which way he spends eternal damnation.

The Devil tells Jesse there are many options, and then begins giving him a tour of hell.

The first room they came to was called the "Dogs of War room". Jesse noticed many other Republicans, Fox News Anchors, Right-wing radio talk show hosts, and republican donors. Packs of rabid dogs were chasing these republicans around. Once cornered, the dogs would rip the republicans to shreds. After all the screaming and howling, the republicans bodies would slowly grow back together and the whole cycle started all over again.

Jesse looked at the devil and said; "I don't want to spend eternity like that. What else have you got"?

They moved to a second room that was called the "False Prophet" room. Jesse looked around and once again saw sanctimonious Republican Evangelicals, Jerry Falwell types, and other republicans donors and politicians. These people were beaten by toothless Roman soldiers and then crucified slowly. After they died, they would arise in three minutes and the whole process started all over again.

Jesse looked at the devil and said; "That room also is not for me, but let me ask you. Aren't there any Democrats in Hell????

The Devil replied: "only one on loan from Heaven, but to see that we must enter the sex room."

They walked into the sex room and there was beautiful music and sumptuous food. On a satin lined bed in the middle was a smiling Bill Clinton with a young woman performing felatio on him.

Jesse pulled on the devil's arm and said; "Devil, this is the place I choose to spend eternity". The devil asked; "are you sure"? Jesse replied; "absolutely, I want to spend all of eternity right here"!!!

The Devil smiled and said; "Very Well Jesse"

then turning to the couple on the bed, the devil said;




"Monica, you're releived"!

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