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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 09:09 AM
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Does anyone remember, that day in the lounge, when LynneSin told a joke
Edited on Tue Feb-01-05 09:14 AM by Rabrrrrrr
and we were all laughing, laughing really hard, and ZombyWoof spilled his drink and LeftPeopleFinishFirst fell off the couch and Underpants stained himself and then, just as the laughter was dying down, GOPisEvil gave one last big guffaw and BouncyBall came up through his nose and that's when we knew the awful truth about GOPisEvil's cannibalism?

Man, that was awkward moment.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 09:13 AM
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1. Like it was yesterday...
...was it yesterday?
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 09:13 AM
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2. ROFLMAO! Ah, memories.
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ret5hd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 09:15 AM
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3. not as awkward as the time you...
oh never mind...we agreed to never speak of that again.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 09:16 AM
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4. I can't remember what I posted yesterday so, um.....no
:shrug:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 09:20 AM
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5. MAN!...that was AWESOME......but you probably know that I am so stupid
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 09:27 AM
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6. That's not how I remember it.....
What I saw?

Well, LynneSin wasn't telling a joke. She had broccoli in her teeth. ZombyWoof was pointing and laughing so hard at her, he spilled his drink on Underpants. Hot cofee, I think it was.

In a knee jerk reaction to the pain, Underpants hit LeftPeopleFinishFirst in the head with the coffee mug that he made in 7th grade art class (that he still uses to drink his Ovaltine, BTW), and she fell off the couch.

GOPisEvil then started to choke on the sardine that he was eating, hurking up a large, round gelatinous glob of partially digested fishparts that was somewhat round in shape.

ZombyWoof then said, "Hey, that looks like a bouncy ball!"

At least that's how I remember it happened.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 09:39 AM
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7. Well, then. Looks like it's time to bring in a lawyer.
Since you don't remember things the way they happened, let's let the court decide!

:silly:
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 09:43 AM
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8. OK. Who do we sue?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 09:44 AM
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9. Well, let's start with LynneSin
Since in both stories, she seems to be the lead player in starting whatever the mayhem actually was.
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 10:09 AM
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11. Actually, wasn't the whole party matcom's idea?
He should be at least partially responsible.

And he also brought the broccoli salad that LynneSin got stuck in her teeth.

Guilty as sin, if'n you ask me.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 02:19 PM
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16. Excellently deconstructed!
Yes, to MATCOM we go first.

And if memory serves, he was also providing alcohol to underage drinkers, which is likely why LeftPeopleFinishFirst fell off the couch. What *was* in that mug?

I think a full investigation is in order.

This could be the beginning of the end of MATCOM.
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 03:14 PM
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19. He said it was Ovaltine....
But I may have misheard... Perhaps he said it was 'Old Grandad".

Come to think of it, it seemed to be a little dark in color for Ovaltine...

And he did warn everyone not to have any open flames near his mug.

Never made the connection.

:shrug:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 06:24 PM
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22. Hmph. Ovaltine. Sure. No, I bet he was back into the sterno.
So sad, really.
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 09:48 AM
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10. Peyote - the thinking man's acid!
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 10:27 AM
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13. thank you Wat
that was good.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 10:28 AM
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14. You mean the Puking Man's acid
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 10:12 AM
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12. My stomach still hurts from laughing so hard
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txaslftist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 10:32 AM
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15. As an attorney, I can advise you...
on whom to sue. Given the unique circumstances of this case and the fact that it took place in "cyberspace" I've got a lot of jurisdictional issues, and accordingly the retainer will need to be in the area of about $20,000.00. If one person actually came out of another person's nose, however, I believe the damages award could be quite substantial; accordingly my contingency fee would be a mere 25%, rather than my usual third.

Call me!
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 02:20 PM
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17. Did you hear the one about the cannibal
...that passed his brother on the road the other day?
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 02:21 PM
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18. ROFLMAO!!
*whew*
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 03:28 PM
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20. I must have been out that day.
:shrug: :hi:
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 06:22 PM
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21. I remember bits and pieces of that.
The last thing I remember was ZombyWoof trying to shove a Hydrox cookie down my throat, and underpants trying to put me into a refrigerator. :scared:
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