CONFESS!!!!!! What gives you really bad gas...

[LynneSin]

...fess up, something ignites your engine! Me - Milk. Don't come near me after I have a glass! Probably why I drink Soy Milk these days

[fertilizeonarbusto]

1. cheap bacon

It kills me

[Maestro]

2. Cucumbers.

I love them but my family pays a price. :)

[Maestro]

3. Oh and in college I mixed

beer and tuna one too many times.

[underpants]

4. Water, air, coffee, milk, cigarettes, cheese, bunny suits

:bounce:

[nickinSTL]

5. sauerkraut.

n/t

[DIKB]

6. Two things

Beer and Shasta (cheapo brand) soda. I've cleared out VANS, not minivans, FULL-SIZE CONVERSION VANS.

The secret: Hardboiled eggs + beer ^^

[demnan]

7. U.S. Senate Bean soup

There is no wonder why the Capitol has a high dome, it's that way for all the poop-poop wind to go.

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. White Castles, beer, sausages, cabbage, eggs.

:hurts:

[dolo amber]

10. You forgot vindaloo

:cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. Mmmmmmm....

Vindaloo. :9

[Joe Power]

9. Whey powder and raisin bran

Bad combination.
:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[Soopercali]

11. Garlic.

Vampires aren't the only things that stay away ;>

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

13. Milk/ice cream. I can't touch soy milk and miss having painfree cereal.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

14. Self-deleted, duplicate. :)

[bobbobbins]

15. girls talking about their gas is sexy

:eyes:

[progmom]

27. What - only guys can talk about farting?

:eyes:

[Ravenseye]

16. Chick Peas

If I eat chick peas i know I'll have a dutch oven later on.

[BlueManDude]

17. Guinness

sad but true

[fit4life]

18. Quiet situations with someone I want to impress.

Especially a female companion. Get me around a lady in an intimate situation and it's like someone stuck an air hose in my ass and filled me up just for the occasion. It doesn't matter what I've eaten.

When I was a kid and had to go to church, I used to sit with my uncle because he was funny. One time during a prayer, he ripped a huge fart. Everyone turned around and looked at us, and when they did he leaned over and smacked ME like I was the one that did it! I took a lot of abuse for a crime I didn't commit, and could never convince my parents that it was my uncle that did it.

[loudestchick]

19. Skittles (not the cat) and Twizzlers. It's something about the geletain.

[ze_dscherman]

20. Canned onion soup

I had that only once, and ended up sleeping with my head under the blanket, ass sticking out, window open at freezing temperature.

[Shananigans]

21. The Egg Salad I Am Going To Have For Lunch...

[AlCzervik]

22. Daity and certain raw vegetables

green peppers for 1.

[AngryAmish]

23. Sloppy Joes

I make mine with ground beef, an onion and Roadhouse BBQ sauce. Volcanic.

[XNASA]

24. Eric Clapton

[progmom]

25. Hot milk

Whatever chemical transformation milk goes through when it gets hot makes me as gassy as a got air balloon. (is that gassy? cuz I feel like a hot air balloon when I have hot milk, so...)

But that doesn't stop this dense chick from drinking cappuccino every morning. I guess I'm a glutton for punishment.

[kick-ass-bob]

26. Dinner.

oh, and breakfast.

[sniffa]

28. everything

but the absoLute worst is.....

Lipton's onion soup.

it's not painfuL for me, but brutaL for anyone in the immediate vicinity.

[Celeborn Skywalker]

29. Ice cream. n/t

[Nay]

30. Any sugarfree candy with sorbitol. Gas AND cramps. Ow.

[rug]

31. and we wonder why we lost . . .

[GOPisEvil]

32. Dried fruit.

Too many...and...:nuke:

[Zomby Woof]

33. Chevron

Well, it gives my car very bad gas, anyway.

[jonnyblitz]

34. cream of wheat. nt

[bigwillq]

36. And....

Something else...at least that time when we were PMing...:hi:

[jonnyblitz]

46. weenies. thats right.

:P

[bigwillq]

50. HEEHEE!

Gas....:D

[bigwillq]

35. Beano!

:)

[Huckebein the Raven]

37. 3 or so bowls of Raisin Bran, Milk

[yellowdogintexas]

38. dried beans, all kinds. onions. eggs. all members of the

cabbage family.

and I eat all this stuff anyway.

[MelissaB]

39. Taco Soup

Weight Watchers recipe :)

[Misunderestimator]

40. Something has today, I'll tell you... must have been the turkey last night

or the stuffing or baked potato or heavily garlic'd salad

[sandnsea]

42. lol

I just posted turkey. Maybe it's not so weird after all.

[Misunderestimator]

43. Oh good... there are at least two of us...

:toast:

[sandnsea]

41. turkey

Is that weird or what? :shrug:

[KG]

44. Slim Jims - i can clear out room after just one stick!

[miss_kitty]

45. Shell and Chevron

JMHO.

[cags]

47. KFC, guys can't believe its coming from little o me!

[nuxvomica]

48. Corned beef and cabbage

I love the stuff but it don't love me. Must be my lack of Irish blood.

[tk2kewl]

49. food