What's the craziest conspiracy theory you've never heard or read?

[jody]

:silly:

[More Than A Feeling]

1. That you and the FDA are planning to kill me !

and mail my body to someone you don't like! :silly:

[jody]

3. But you "never" heard that? n/t

[WestHoustonDem]

2. During last year's campaign, this guy came into the Democratic

Party storefront I was volunteering at. He said he was a former CIA agent and was convinced that the CIA had caused Clinton's arteries to clog just in time to stop him from campaigning for Kerry.

[jody]

4. But you "never" heard that? n/t

[autorank]

5. Ahem, this for conspiracy "theories." This is no theory, it's fact.

:tinfoilhat: :freak: :tinfoilhat: :freak:
Just because your paranoid doesn't mean you're not being followed.

[intheflow]

6. George Bush is

Sun Tzu and Machiavelli reincarnated.

But he loses something in the translation! :silly:

[bluestateguy]

7. I can name a few

1. That our bombing of Iraq caused the Asian earthquake and tsunami.
2. That Bill Clinton orchestrated the African embasssy bombings to distracut from the Monica Lewinsky stuff.
3. That Bill Clinton either faked his heart attack or had it on purpose so he couldn't campaign for John Kerry because he and Hillary wanted Kerry to lose.
4. The Clinton Body Count list passed around the internet.
5. Ted Rall's latest bullshit that FDR wanted to get us into WWII for the benefit of big business.

[Zuni]

8. Ted rall is now swallowing that garbage

man, people will swallow any garbage these days. Sometimes, It would be nice if they checked their facts

[ZombieNixon]

9. David Icke's "The Greatest Secret"

The entire book. Lizards from the lower fourth dimension created all religion in an effort to subjugate humanity. Also, Ted Kennedy and Poppy Bush belong the same clique; the "Babylonian Brotherhood."

Also, at this party last night, some lady insisted that water fluoridation is a technique taken from the Nazis in order to make the entire country dumb and susceptible to propaganda.

[WMliberal]

10. the whole "Gemstone Files" thing from years ago.

Some ex-FBI whacko published a book describing how the mafia controls the world and is run by Aristotle Onassis. They're responsible for every major event in the post World War II world.

[democrat in Tallahassee]

11. that george bush was actually elected