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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 12:39 PM
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I am the Happy Fun Ball of DU
:bounce:
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 12:42 PM
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1. Can I taunt you?
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 12:45 PM
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3. Like this guy does?
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 12:55 PM
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7. Yeah
The instructions say I can't
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Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 12:43 PM
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2. -only $14.95-


Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.


Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Happy Fun Ball

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 12:46 PM
Response to Reply #2
5. damn...ya beat me to it....
:bounce:

:hi:
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Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 12:48 PM
Response to Reply #5
6. My favorite SNL ad - Old Glory Robot Insurance a close second...
:thumbsup::hi:
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 01:13 PM
Response to Reply #6
10. LOL...yeah and 'Gangsta Bitch Barbie" is another one o'mine.....
Edited on Sun Jan-30-05 01:16 PM by jus_the_facts
....includes her pack o'Kools and restraining order! :D

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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 12:45 PM
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4. Woooo Hooooo!!!! Accept NO substitues.....

:evilgrin:

http://www.faqs.org/faqs/tv/sat-night-live/commercials/


:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Happy Fun Ball

(kids)
It's Happy!
It's Fun!
It's Happy Fun Ball!

(announcer)
Yes, it's Happy Fun Ball,
the toy sensation
that's sweeping the nation.
Only 14.95 at participating stores!

Get one Today

(background voice)
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid
prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture
should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:

* Itching

* Vertigo

* Dizziness

* Tingling in extremities

* Loss of balance or coordination

* Slurred speech

* Temporary blindness

* Profuse Sweating

or

* Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter
and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container
and kept under refrigeration.

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products
Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of
any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which
fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is
also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

(announcer)
Happy Fun Ball! Accept no substitutes!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 12:56 PM
Response to Reply #4
8. LOL... Now I see the comparison!
:D (j/k, ZW)
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 01:12 PM
Response to Reply #8
9. That's ok!
I wasn't kidding! ;-) :D
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 01:16 PM
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11. (pokes with stick)
:+ }(
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 01:17 PM
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12. Does Mrs. Underpants know what are you doing with that stick?
You did watch Spongebob, ya know. :o ;-)
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 01:29 PM
Response to Reply #12
15. (pokes with stick)
pppptptttptptptptpptpttptpt (runs)
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 01:22 PM
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13. I'm kinda partial to the "Bag o' Glass"!
I guess I'm just sharp that way! (no groans allowed)

:D
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 01:33 PM
Response to Reply #13
16. Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtin!
Edited on Sun Jan-30-05 01:41 PM by ZombyWoof
Classic!
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 01:23 PM
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14. So that's why I suddenly feel dizzy
darn happyfunballinduced vertigo.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 01:35 PM
Response to Reply #14
17. or it could be...
The chair you are sitting on in the corner spins around real fast. :evilgrin:
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 01:36 PM
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18. out of the corner, btw
you missed that post - when I realized I had been bamboozled... perfectly legit to hijack a thread that is a copycat of one's own thread.

Oh how I like loopholes... :D
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 01:40 PM
Response to Reply #18
19. not only legit...
But encouraged. :D
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 01:46 PM
Response to Reply #19
21. I really have to get more savvy
about the whole thread jacking thing...
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:03 PM
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29. and perhaps a little more subtle
and here I thought I was being clever...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 01:51 PM
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23. (quietly tip toes up).........(pokes with stick)
ptptpptptpptptptppttpt (runs)
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 01:44 PM
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20. No you aren't, I am.
:bounce:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 01:57 PM
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24. You're the Happy Bouncy Fun Ball!
A subtle, but important difference. :P
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 01:48 PM
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22. No you're not!
I AM :D
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 01:58 PM
Response to Reply #22
25. HappyFunPeopleFinishFirst?
I'll decide if you have a case once I get back from the store. :P
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 01:59 PM
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26. haha
:D
what're you going to get at theee store?
:bounce:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:01 PM
Response to Reply #26
27. That Ovaltine and Hydrox you requested!
:evilgrin:

Just kidding... they don't sell Hydrox out here! :o
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:03 PM
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30. NO HYDROX?
I can pick you up some here!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:02 PM
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28. No, you're the unevenly weighted teeter-totter of DU.
With leather.

:P
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:03 PM
Response to Reply #28
31. Leather eh? That means...
chains aren't too far behind!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:07 PM
Response to Reply #31
32. Probably.
Edited on Sun Jan-30-05 02:10 PM by Rabrrrrrr
Sigh.....

:bounce:
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:09 PM
Response to Reply #32
34. oh wait...
no chains. i forgot... well, maybe thomas kinkade will stop by to spread some love instead.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:11 PM
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35. Whoops - I meant to say "probably", not "probably not"
I don't know how that not got in there.

So what's this about "no chains, I forgot"?
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:13 PM
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36. this is a leather and chains free area
Only hydrox cookies and thomas kinkade are allowed.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:15 PM
Response to Reply #36
37. Oh, bummer. Well, I'm off to change my outfit, then.
Dang.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:18 PM
Response to Reply #28
39. It looks like a Telefunken U-47!
Or the Death Star.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:08 PM
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33. There's a bit of troof to that
:D
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:16 PM
Response to Reply #33
38. I'd bet a brick of habañero jack cheese on it!
:D
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:19 PM
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40. How about we just share that cheese
:D

Maybe shredded over chili, mmmm, chili
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:23 PM
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41. Just don't let LPFF cut it!
Sure, she is sweet and all... but keep her away from the cheese! x(
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 03:06 PM
Response to Reply #41
42. HEY!
It wasn't me, it was nsma's dog!
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 03:27 PM
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43. I thought it was Bouncy Ball's dog!
Or so she says... :o
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 03:41 PM
Response to Reply #43
45. oh my
BouncyDog!
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 03:40 PM
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44. Kyewel.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 03:41 PM
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46. You sure are ZomButt.
:hi:
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