I am watching SpongeBobSquarePants

[underpants]

but I don't FEEL any gayer. Am I doing something wrong?

[NewJeffCT]

1. It's insidious

If you watch it repeatedly, the message seeps into your subconscious and suddenly, one morning, you wake up gayer than Engelbert Humperdinck

[KitchenWitch]

2. I thought it was gayer than Liberace!

[NewJeffCT]

3. him, too

I was suffering a mental block - haven't had my first cup of coffee yet. I guess my DU addiction is stronger than my caffeine one.

[KitchenWitch]

5. at least a DU addiction won't stunt your growth LOL

[underpants]

4. So it's like Fox News for gays?

:bounce:

[Ian David]

6. More like Queer Eye for the Asexual Sponge

[Dark]

7. You have to watch it upside down.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0403/spongebob.html

“I found out about this disgusting little yellow cartoon character, quite by accident,” said Pastor Deacon Fred. “I was laying on the couch with my grandson, and must have fallen asleep, so he was unmonitored in front of the television set. When I woke up, my head had leaned back over the side of the couch. My neck was craned in such a way that I was looking at the television set upside down. I reacted immediately to what I saw there, and was able to flip over and grab my grandson by his hair and fling him across the room, thankfully, knocking him unconscious long enough for me to get to the remote control and switch back to Fox news, where they were showing Godly footage of our Christian troops blowing up ignorant Arabiacs. I have no idea how much mental damage my grandson suffered while he was exposed to that cartoon show while I was asleep, but I’ll tell you what, I won’t hesitate to sue the bastards that put this junk on TV if we find out anything happened to my grandson!”

[underpants]

8. That is hilarious

grab my grandson by his hair and fling him across the room........I have no idea how much mental damage my grandson suffered while he was exposed to that cartoon show

[matcom]

9. no but trust me

you LOOK gayer

mission accomplished

[underpants]

10. Oh yeah well NO ONE hits the boards like me

[XNASA]

11. Probably.

But I doubt it has anything to do with SpongeBob.

[Az]

12. Actually you have to watch it with a plant in the room

Preferably one from your mother. Of course the mommy plant effective for turning people while watching nearly anything.