Predict the next GOP Scandal... AND

[salin]

connect it to the last scandal prediction posted before your post.

It is disclosed that John Ashcroft resigned his position because he was about to be unmasked as having had a relationship with the Middle Eastern (illegal alien) nanny of his cousin's children.

[Nitrogenica]

1. John Ashcrofts' nanny had an abortion of his love child.

[salin]

2. who was the sister of a gitmo

detainee who was released to Canada and was about to go to the press about his treatment during his captivity.

[Hotdiggitydog]

3. An affair....

Between Chimpy and Condi Rice? THAT would be kind of hot, actually.

[Nitrogenica]

4. Together they would give birth to the Anti-Christ, in my movie.

[salin]

5. it was disclosed that Halliburton got all those contracts

because Cheney was threatening to go public about Condi and Ws affair.

[BillZBubb]

7. Worse than that,

Cheney has Condi's "strap-on" as evidence and it has "material" on it that can be traced to Bush.

[salin]

8. next scandal...

cheney is the secret owner of a new company that has taken over the market share of the "strap-on" market. (connected back to the previous scandal...)

[Hotdiggitydog]

15. And that company...

Pays Armstrong Williams to speak favorably about Strap-On use.

[BrklynLiberal]

6. and it will be Laura who tells the press about it!!!!

[salin]

10. scandal that relates the two...

Laura, fed up with leading a double life as first-lady maniquin, takes up with the white house chef - and in a move to free herself from w - discloses his own infidelity with Condi.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

9. Moderate Republicans breaking from party leadership...........

divorcing themselves from * and his war.

[salin]

11. Hagel disinvests from electronic voting machines

after he realizes his former company enabled bushco to take over the party and country. He announces his move as he leads the group of moderate republicans in an attempted party coup.

[hickman1937]

12. Someone gets into Haliburton's books,

and finds out where all that money really is going.

[salin]

13. Following Scandal... Ken Lay discloses Cheney's ownership in Enron

and it appears that Arthur Anderson's advice to buy, buy, buy pushed the deal... AA loses their chance to get recertified and get back into business.

[hickman1937]

14. Resulting in a total lack of coverage in the liberal media,

and bushco forges ahead in plunder, and pillage.

[baldguy]

16. Ashcroft is gay.

Hell, Bush is gay too. So is Frist, DeLay, O'Rielly, Limbaugh and Falwell.

As the fascist Corporate-religious coalition collapses and fractures, the Democrats founder. They can't imagine why anybody would even CARE about something like that, but don't wish to alienate the mythical "middle America" that does. They have no clue about how to capitalize on the Republicans new-found confusion.

So, as a result: With their political and propaganda leaders gone the Republicans are in disarray, the American Taliban becomes even more extreme and insular, the Democrats are on top again - but they have no clue how they got there, and their lack of response and cluelessness has angered GLBTs, the more militant and vocal among them abandon the party.