Q: How many * officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[paineinthearse]

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions
are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served
honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why
do you hate freedom and not believe in God?

[AuntiBush]

1. None

They prefer leaving everyone in the dark.

[jeff30997]

2. Only one.

While he's sitting on his butt,the illegal immigrant treated like a slave is doing all the work.

[tjwmason]

3. Light bulb replacement has been outsourced

Please can one of our assistants in the Mumbai call-centre.

[Salviati]

4. Twenty

One to tell us that the lightbulb needs to be replaced, when it appears to still be on.

One to provide questionable documents purporting that the lightbulb will burn out if 45 minutes, even though world renound lightbulb experts claim that there is no such danger.

One to claim that if the lightbulb were to burn out, we wouldn't want the evidance to be a dark room.

Ten Haliburton employees to outsource the replacement of the lightbulb to.

Three to question the patriotism of those that wonder if the bulb really needs to be replaced.

One to break the new bulb.

three to blame the failure of "Operation Infinite Light" on Bill Clinton, "The Liberal Media", and the French.