Dammit, I was snubbed by the Academy again...

[Dookus]

43 years in a row now, I wake up and read that I wasn't nominated for an Oscar. Cripes, who do I hafta blow to get some recognition?!

It's all political. I'm too controversial for them. Bastards.

[BurtWorm]

1. Maybe you should make a movie first.

Just a suggestion. :shrug: Or try god? ;)

[Dookus]

2. Who has time to make a movie?

I'm a busy guy.

[BurtWorm]

7. Do some charity work and maybe they'll give you the Thalberg Award.

I know! You're too busy! :eyes:

[Dookus]

8. charity schmarity...

isn't it enough that I waste my time offering my pearls of wisdom to the lounge-swine? I just want my friggin' Oscar, dammit!

[BurtWorm]

10. Alright already! Here's your Oscar!

[Dookus]

11. sigh

not THAT Oscar. THIS one:

[sundog]

3. I like it better when they say "shut out"

Sounds so nasty, doesn't it?

So & so was SHUT OUT of the best supporting actress category.

[XanaDUer]

4. It's obvious your left-leaning ways

make you unpalatable to Hollywood.

Oh, wait. Aren't they "librul", too?

[aden_nak]

5. I was hoping for Best Supporting Actor in, "Man Gets Pissed on Nov 2nd."

[terrya]

6. If it's Harvey Weinstein, maybe you're better off without an Oscar.

There are some people I would never, under ANY circumstance, blow. :-)

T

[fluffernutter]

9. that sucks! protest!

you so deserved a mention this year :hug:

[donheld]

12. I'm sorry but

XXX movies don't often get nominated. :evilgrin:

[Dookus]

13. hey!

it was integral to the plot! INTEGRAL!!!

[bigwillq]

14. I didn't get nominated either!

:cry:


I want to be though.