oh my eyes!!!

[sniffa]

i just ventured over to a freeperish/justpLainfuckingnuts board.

whiLe there, i Learned how homosexuaLs Like to eat each others' poo, michaeL moore is fat, frankenweb banned bev harris, and i'm a pathetic pervert.

wow!

oh, and apparentLy charLie danieLs posts there... but it's most LikeLy someone just pasting his pathetic, has been whines.

[fertilizeonarbusto]

1. Well

I may be a pervert, but I don't eat poo and I'm certainly not pathetic.

[sniffa]

2. oh, i readiLy agree

pervert - check
pathetic - onLy when roLe pLaying
eat poo - hey, i needed the money

[fertilizeonarbusto]

3. LOL

Though I have been known to offer to drink bathwater, but that's different. ;-)

[BlondieK143]

4. LMFAO!!!!

:spank:

[LDS Jock]

5. you are a pervert, or all homosexuals?

both statements may be true

[sniffa]

7. specificaLLy, i'm a pervert

the homosexuaLs rant is another story.

"I'm not homophobic. I just like calling a spade a spade. Faggots like to describe their so-called "love making" like heterosexuals do. However, in reality, a male gay couple's bedroom smells more like someone took a crap in there. Literally. Why do you think middle class faggots always end up with crap like dysentery. Because they literally eat each other's defecation. A very unsanitary lifestyle. I don't like people that eat crap."

"Actually, the insurgents are campaigning (though deadly) that a democracy would bring such un-Islamic laws such as gay marraige. I wonder where they got that idea from?"

[LDS Jock]

8. well, not to get nasty

but heterosexuals do stuff too. I've certainly heard enough about their sex lives to be familiar with their perversions. I won't detail it for you though.

[sniffa]

9. but that's different!

somehow.

[fertilizeonarbusto]

10. ye gods

The sick part is that the guy is probably the nadir of perversion and probably drills holes into girls' locker rooms.

[Connie_Corleone]

How does that idiot know what a male gay couple's bedroom...

smell like??

:freak:

[Left Is Write]

27. Ask that flaming idiot how many gay couples' bedrooms he has been in.

And then invite him down to the local porn palace to see some of the disgusting crap heterosexual couples do on film. And then tell him to shut the fuck up.

[shesemsmom]

6. Hurry wash your eyes out

and stay outta there. Your have subjected yourself to things that can slam your mind shut PERMANENTLY

[kick-ass-bob]

11. they singled you out in particular?

That is the definition of pathetic. :eyes:

[fertilizeonarbusto]

12. And one more thing

despite my, um, adventurous sexual history, I have NEVER made an obscene phone call to an employee (or anyone else) while sitting on a vibrating dildo, unlike a certain pillar of morality we all know.
Fuck those hypocrites anyway.

[Bertha Venation]

13. re: eating poo, it's apparently not just gay men . . . (GROSS ALERT)

I heard a comic on XM 150 this morning -- god knows WHY I didn't switch it immediately when I heard the name "Britney Spears" come out of my speakers, but the guy basically said "she may suck as a singer but I would lay down and let her shit in my mouth any day."

Why aren't the straight people demanding equal time on this poo-eating thing?

[kick-ass-bob]

14. ummmmmm...

please stop! :puke:

:7 :hi:

[sniffa]

15. you know the oLd cLiche

i wouLdn't kick her out of bed for shitting in my mouth.

:puke:

[kick-ass-bob]

17. I think we've headed over that line...

:puke:

[fertilizeonarbusto]

18. OK, enough already

Don't make me go there and give you the spanking you are cruising for, young man! :spank:

[sniffa]

19. hey, i didn't mean for this

to go off in the potty direction.

i'LL get it back on track here... did you those ragheads wanna kiLL us? and the ones in camp xray shouLd be thanking aLLah that we've aLLowed to Live so Long?

[fertilizeonarbusto]

20. Aw

Why did you stop? I just wanted to spank you.
I kill me :evilgrin:

[Bertha Venation]

22. I apologize for the crap you've gotten in this thread because I posted

that guy's line. But I don't apologize to anyone for bringing it up. If I may do a mini-hijack here, I am sick to fucking death of being told that I am a fucking pervert when (1) I am not, (2) there ARE perverts -- but on BOTH sides of the fence, and (3) the pervs on both sides of the fence are a small fraction of humanity.

Enough already, you ignorant fundamentalists!

[sniffa]

24. don't apoLogize

i had no probLem with it, and as you've seen, used it to get a few pops. :D

[kick-ass-bob]

25. hehehehe

you apologized for the "crap"

:7


ps - I kid, and sniffa kno_s it.

:hi:

[LDS Jock]

16. thank you for that visual

NOT :puke:

[Bertha Venation]

21. That is why I put the words "GROSS ALERT" in my title! N/T

[dolo amber]

23. Michael Moore is FAT?

:o

Who knew?? :shrug:

[Kelvin Mace]

26. What's "frankenweb"

[sniffa]

28. aL franken web

http://alfrankenweb.com/forum/index.php

[Kelvin Mace]

30. Thank you!!!

[sniffa]

31. i hope you check it out

i need to promote it more.

[tjwmason]

29. Take some deep breaths and close your eyes

The feeling does pass with time.