Best reason not to be a cat.

[BurtWorm]

I sometimes look at my kitties lying in a box of sunlight on the carpet and think they have a pretty good life. They've got a roof over their head. They get two square meals a day. Lots of fresh water. They never have to empty the kitty litter. Never have to go out in bad weather to work or get groceries. Never have to worry about money. Have no clue who George W. Bush is. I envy them. I wish I were them.

But then I think if I were a cat...

[ChairOne]

1. Everyone would think I was a total pussy!

;)

[ogradda]

2. lol n/t

[Neoma]

3. Well..even if i did have a brain the size of a walnut...

That would still be bigger then Bush's brain.
So i'd have no problem being a cat.

[girl gone mad]

4. The OCD doesn't seem like very much fun.

Only cats can find 4 hours a day every day to spend cleaning themselves.